re: Best Aggie Jokes

An Aggie player had to stay behind to take a "make-up" test before playing LSU. After his test, he boarded a commercial flight to Baton Rouge.

After about 30 minutes in the air, the captain comes on and says "I don't want to alarm you, but we have just shut down engine number 2 due to a mild vibration. The other engines are operating fine, so we do not expect any delays."

The Aggie is alarmed, but resilient. After another 20 minutes or so, the pilot comes on and says, "Unfortunately, I have some bad news, we have just lost engine number 4. We cannot divert at this time, but can make it to Baton Rouge with only a short delay."

At this point, his little brain is running wild. He doesn't want the other passengers to see his anxiety, though. About 45 minutes later, the pilot comes on, clearly shaken, and says "Ladies and gentleman, we have just had to shut down engine number 3. Our only option is to limp into Baton Rouge, but we will be very late arriving. The airport has been notified."

The Aggie can no longer contain himself. He looks at the lady seated next to him and says, "I hope we don't lose engine number 1. We'll be up here all night."

What's the difference between Texas A&M and Rice Crispies?


Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

How did the aggie die plaing golf?
He fell off the ball washer!