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I saw Disney is making a live action Sword in the Stone
Posted on 2/14/24 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 2/14/24 at 11:04 pm
Prediction.
Can’t wait for a bulldyke minority Arthur replacement to discard the idea of pulling the sword, and declare that toxic masculinity ruling the kingdom is too cliche.
Can’t wait for a bulldyke minority Arthur replacement to discard the idea of pulling the sword, and declare that toxic masculinity ruling the kingdom is too cliche.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 11:08 pm
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 12:57 am to Cow Drogo
I'm starting to think they might be secretly far right, because the message they keep sending out is 'diversity is shite.' 
Posted on 2/15/24 at 5:32 am to Cow Drogo
Prediction
It will be poorly written, poorly directed, and put modern issues into a film with a historical setting.
And for those reasons will lose money.
It will be poorly written, poorly directed, and put modern issues into a film with a historical setting.
And for those reasons will lose money.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 5:50 am to Cow Drogo
Whoever is worthy enough to pull it out gets to chop everyone’s dicks off
Posted on 2/15/24 at 6:21 am to Proximo
Since Arthur is a boy that pulls out the sword, they'll let him transition to Arthuretta.
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Posted on 2/15/24 at 6:22 am to Cow Drogo
If this movie doesn't star Hillary Swank and Kristen Stewart, I won't watch.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 6:39 am to Cow Drogo
Whomever pulls out the sword will then just shrug and toss it down a cliff.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 6:58 am to Cow Drogo
Anyone who has studied history, literature, and linguistics understands that the story of Arthur was an allegory for homosexuality.
Arthur was clearly a Black Demitranssexual with phe/pher pronouns. He marched with Dr. King and Harvey Milk. The sword is symbolic of “white supremacy” and he in fact never pulled it from the stone, he actually placed it in the stone to forever end racism.
Arthur was clearly a Black Demitranssexual with phe/pher pronouns. He marched with Dr. King and Harvey Milk. The sword is symbolic of “white supremacy” and he in fact never pulled it from the stone, he actually placed it in the stone to forever end racism.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 7:18 am to alajones
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Whomever pulls out the sword will then just shrug and toss it down a cliff.
Made me laugh I will admit lol
Posted on 2/15/24 at 7:37 am to Cow Drogo
The sword will be a black female
Posted on 2/15/24 at 7:43 am to blueboy
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I'm starting to think they might be secretly far right, because the message they keep sending out is 'diversity is shite.'
Man, how awesome would that be if it was some ridiculous scheme all along to prove how stupid woke bullshite is...
Sword in the Stone was one of my absolute favorites as a kid. If this is the same level of quality as some of their live actions (Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast), I'm all in.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 7:43 am to Cow Drogo
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I saw Disney is making a live action Sword in the Stone
I think you're joking, but if not can you provide a link? I can't find anything about this.
I've always wanted them to remake this for live action. If they truly are, it's probably too much to hope they don't screw it up.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 7:50 am to Cow Drogo
Is the sword going to be black and gay?
Posted on 2/15/24 at 8:20 am to imjustafatkid
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I think you're joking, but if not can you provide a link? I can't find anything about this.
The only thing I saw was a director being announced in 2018. I'm not sure this one is going to happen.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 9:32 am to Cow Drogo
The sword is a metaphor for his penis. By pulling it out of the stone he is both pulling himself out of the closet and pulling his penis out from the vagina. The moment is transcendent, and he transforms into his real self that's been buried deep within him all his life. The edge of the sword is sharp like the scalpel, and the scalpel is meant to sever everyone from their fascist dictator parents who have forced an identity on them and free them all. The castrations and mastectomies will be brutal, but it will ultimately be liberating as the 12 Knights become Dames that Guanavere, previously known as Guenevere, proceeds to impregnate each and every one of them as they lay on the round table Kamala style.
The most iconic symbolism will be the overhead shot of the round table with Guanavere banging Artheria to make it look like the handle of the woman's symbol, and Artheria's arms will be outstretched to represent that cross that both adorns the women's symbol and signifies how God loves us all no matter what.
The most iconic symbolism will be the overhead shot of the round table with Guanavere banging Artheria to make it look like the handle of the woman's symbol, and Artheria's arms will be outstretched to represent that cross that both adorns the women's symbol and signifies how God loves us all no matter what.
Posted on 2/15/24 at 9:50 am to Cow Drogo
The 63 animated film is one of my favorite Disneys, because as a kid it wasn’t really stressful. Just an easygoing light hearted movie
This will bomb though
This will bomb though
Posted on 2/15/24 at 9:52 am to Frac the world
This remake will make everyone hate shunshine! Hate hate shunshine!
Posted on 2/15/24 at 10:20 am to vilma4prez
Definitely gonna be Merlin
Posted on 2/15/24 at 10:23 am to Cow Drogo
A director was announced in 2018 and nothing ever happened.
I doubt this is happening
I doubt this is happening
Posted on 2/15/24 at 3:01 pm to Cow Drogo
You won't have the power to pull the sword until you're fully woke. Expect a journey of "their" truth.
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