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re: There is an 'R' rated Little Mermaid coming out

Posted on 4/29/24 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 2:28 pm to
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Looks like shite.

Probably better than the Live Action Disney, though


Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9218 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 3:26 pm to
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That looks incredibly low budget


Yeah he Dollar General Bradley Cooper was the first clue.

BUT, weirdly, I want to see it.


Probably just because every man wants to see mermaid tits.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:47 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 9:54 am
Posted by Jizzy08
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:58 pm to
I mean, if you half fish, you gonna smell all like fish

- Sheriff Mike - Resident Alien

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78051 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:13 pm to
Well you know that mermaid vag will be extra wet
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6231 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 10:08 pm to
And smelling like tuna in a can…
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:30 pm to
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And smelling like tuna in a can…


At least it tastes like chicken
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2967 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:00 am to
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At least it tastes like chicken


Does it?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:03 am to
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Probably just because every man wants to see mermaid chest.


FIFY



you mean broke it for him.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56431 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:03 pm to
It looks like it cost hundreds of dollars to make. Discount Bradley Cooper doesn't get out of bed for nothing, I guess.

ETA: Dammitt TT.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:05 pm
Posted by ouflak
Manchester, England
Member since Jul 2021
352 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:56 pm to
It kind of looks like they are bringing in some of the ethos from Siren. That wasn't particulary high budget either, but still had some decent effects. I wonder if Disney bought the rights (or is the Little Mermaid public domain enough that nobody has to).
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:57 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80402 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:28 pm to
A version of Sleeping Beauty that is completely story-accurate would be borderline NC17.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 1:41 pm to
It doesn’t even have a wiki article.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30486 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

HCA's stories are much darker than the cartoons. Little Mermaid is a horror with a happy ending, though very different from the movie.

quote:

Dr. Eric Prince, an archaeologist, makes a dramatic discovery on a small Caribbean island—proof of an ancient, advanced prehistoric society. While his dig is in progress, he meets the mysterious and beautiful Aurora Bey and falls in love. Her arrival coincides with several mermaid sightings and strange disappearances.

When Eric's friend and mentor, Dr. Ashley, arrives on the island, Ashley uncovers the true identity of Aurora and the dangers of the hidden evil inside Eric's dig site. Will Eric heed his friend's advice, or will he be blinded by love and the power of the siren, allowing the world to fall to the forces of evil?

Based on the original story by Hans Christian Andersen.”
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49331 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:28 pm to
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That's my point, retard.

Well then your point is asinine so how about you calm down there Helen Lovejoy
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 7:29 pm
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