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re: Coach had sex with student ‘over 300 times

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Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1621 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:07 pm to
“She’s so ugly not even the camera wanted to focus in on her.”

That was classic. Still laughing.

They also said over 5 years. So 300/5= 60 per year So about once a week.
This post was edited on 3/9/23 at 8:09 pm
Posted by imageauto
Member since Apr 2020
147 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:08 pm to
Slacker, You just won the internet for Thursday! Grats!
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11048 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
5742 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:11 pm to
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That beats my lifetime total with all partners


quote:

shite man, I probably hit that total over a 3-month span when I was a teenager.

Or does jacking off not count?



It does say all partners…

Kind of wondering if switching hands during can be counted as threesomes.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9498 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:14 pm to
Gotta be some bonus points for volume.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
35005 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:16 pm to
I first thought "victim"...hmmmm...$$$. Then after seeing that 'Nurse Wratchet' type, poor guy will never get this out of his mind. Maybe the School civil suit bucks will help, but he's branded and will carry the image of that face into every sexual relationship forward.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48781 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:18 pm to
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Gotta be some bonus points for volume.

Dude got laid more than 99% of HS kids but I'd had given my buddy lots of shite that she was a DII linebacker too.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6546 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:19 pm to
Most kids start fricking in 11th grade or sooner
That narrows it down. Girls start sucking johnsons in middle school, according to an assistant principal that has worked in the west Houston area for over ten years, and the fact that a 12 year old propositioned me when I was student teaching 20 years ago in BTR. IN CLASS.

Recall, before the girls are married, they're into it. Or you marry a Latina, and she'll sexually destroy you while she financially destroys you (although I assume that's most wives.)
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27466 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:23 pm to




Posted by Red Stick Rambler
Member since Jun 2011
1192 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:31 pm to
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But having sex 300 times total is usually accomplished in high school.

What fricking high school did you attend?


He was homeschooled.....
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:39 pm to
His step mom kept getting stuck in an overhead projector
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:39 pm to
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He was homeschooled.....

Solid
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25534 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:48 pm to
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Then after seeing that 'Nurse Wratchet' type




Don’t hate on Louise Fletcher. In this photo, she looks like she’d strap you to the bed and give you the time of your life.
Posted by ShaneTheMaster
Tampa, FL
Member since Nov 2009
2931 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:57 pm to
300 times per pound?
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Most kids start fricking in 11th grade or sooner
That narrows it down. Girls start sucking johnsons in middle school, according to an assistant principal that has worked in the west Houston area for over ten years, and the fact that a 12 year old propositioned me when I was student teaching 20 years ago in BTR. IN CLASS.


I was getting my pecker sucked on at 12 from the 12 year old daughter of the lady my dad was dating.

I lost my virginity at 14 to a 12 year old. The girl told her mom she lost her virginity. Her mom put her on the pill and let me spend my weekends at her house. I hit 300 early.

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11348 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

two had sex over 300 times.


One for each pound.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90878 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

That beats my lifetime total with all partners


Hell I’ve had more than 300 partners







And I expected way better out of a cheerleading coach
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Hell I’ve had more than 300 partners

Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6147 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:10 pm to
Looks like some Wendy Byrde villainy

Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2443 posts
Posted on 3/9/23 at 9:20 pm to
Your high school was a lot frickin cooler than mine. Congrats
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