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re: Do you think you could win a fight in the colosseum in Ancient Rome?

Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12382 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:36 pm to
Prob. I won my work steps contest. Averaged 1000 steps a day.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69952 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:39 pm to
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Otherwise you either have a zero on the right side of your record or you are dead.




A Gladiator could, by rule, raise either hand with their middle and index fingers together and the remainder of their fingers clenched to the editor of the match. This is to signal "Missio", ceding the match and plea for mercy.


The editor would have the choice of whether the gladiator would live or die.

Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15413 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:41 pm to
Haven't the gladiators fought and trained half their lives? I don't think any of us would have a shot.


Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7985 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:45 pm to
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must have had a lot of non-lethal fights.

Yes. In fact, gladiatorial combat was regulated. Dying in fights wasn't as common as the modern movies portray it.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64519 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:45 pm to
I’m dead as shite if I get a spear. A sword, I don’t know. I lift and have some good cardio though so if I’m going against some random dude I think I’d at least make a half decent show of it. If I’m fighting a gladiator I’m fricked like everyone else in here.
This post was edited on 3/18/23 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28822 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:45 pm to
Obviously.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63747 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:55 pm to
Those Roman gladiators never encountered a Baton Rouge public school graduate like me before.

Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 2:59 pm to
I would look for Ian, Barbra, Cicki, and the Doctor and escape via the Tardis before Nero burnt Rome
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36640 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:01 pm to
Absolutely not. I would get dumpstered.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7070 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:04 pm to
Unless I’m matched up against one of the gladiators grandma’s or a bunny rabbit I am pretty sure i would be toting an arse whipping out there.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
1901 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:09 pm to
pocket sand, bitches
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:14 pm to
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Otherwise you either have a zero on the right side of your record or you are dead.


"Good? We're all undefeated, son."
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:16 pm to
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I’m dead as shite if I get a spear.


"You have drawn...knife for pockets. Goodluck."
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:17 pm to
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Throw a handful of kief in their eyes


I laughed at this hard
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19277 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:19 pm to
Not even Mingo could. We are too soft…
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6604 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:20 pm to
Can I bring a rifle or s shotgun?
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6583 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:25 pm to
Ancient warriors conquered cities and were not afraid of dying.

You go to the wine bar with your ‘significant other’ and make sure to wear your seat belt.

YOU ARE GAY!
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4700 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:26 pm to
I'm dead in 10 seconds or less.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17296 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:29 pm to
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Yes. In fact, gladiatorial combat was regulated. Dying in fights wasn't as common as the modern movies portray it
This. Gladiators were an investment, much like slaves were. It was bad business to just kill them off constantly.
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
631 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 3:33 pm to
I'm sure i would prevail until i run out of bullets.

Then it would not take long to run me down and dispatch me.

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