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re: If a person has one baby and one on the way

Posted on 1/9/24 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by tlsu15
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 12:13 pm to
I thought life begins at conception?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 12:15 pm to
The answer to your question depends on whether or not you think abortion is murder.
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 12:18 pm to
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Ask them when they go to a restaurant and the waiter ask how many there are..do they say 4 or 3?



But what if they claim to be "eating for 2"?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 12:24 pm to
If they are a birthing person, then they have one he/him, she/her, they/them, and a clump of cells.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111143 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:05 pm to
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If someone ordered pizza for a party, didn’t have enough and ordered more, how many pizzas would that have before that second delivery?

But if someone else called and asked you how many pizza you have for the party, I doubt I'd feel the need to go into detail and say I ordered 6 pizzas but then I ordered 4 more...it would be a heck of a lot easier to answer that person with "10 pizzas" even though I don't physically have 10 pizzas.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111143 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:06 pm to
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No. If I have one cake, and I am waiting on a second cake in the oven, I only have one cake.

IF your wife called you and asked you how many cakes you had, you'd probably say "2"
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:10 pm to
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If a person has one baby and one on the way


She’s from Topeka.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111143 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:10 pm to
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Butttttttt they don't have two kids.
2 kids most certainly do exist, so they do have 2 kids.

If they don't have 2 kids, what exactly is in the wife's stomach? I'll answer for you, it's a kid.
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Ask them when they go to a restaurant and the waiter ask how many there are..do they say 4 or 3?

Apples and oranges, said kid does not need a chair/place to sit, so that's not a relevant comparison. But that kid, again, most certainly exists. There is absolutely a child there at that restaurant.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:13 pm to
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Are you ok with them saying they have two kids?


I'm not a gaping vagina, so no it wouldn't bother me.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:17 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39667 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:18 pm to
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Butttttttt they don't have two kids.

Yes they do. One who has been born and one who is in her womb and will soon be. My grandson who is in his mother's womb kicks like a mule!
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:34 pm to
If making a reservation you don’t need to include the baby in that number. Doesn’t mean it’s not a human life though. Just isn’t breathing fresh air yet.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4399 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:38 pm to
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Butttttttt they don't have two kids. I always said I had x amount of kid(s) with another on the way and then switched it to the new total once I gave birth.
Honest question. Had one of them been miscarried, would you have felt like you lost a kid?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111143 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:43 pm to
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Honest question. Had one of them been miscarried, would you have felt like you lost a kid?

I had a much more morbid thought I didn't want to say but since you threw it out there lol...

If your wife was 8 months pregnant and someone kicked her in the stomach and the nonexistent baby died, would you as the Father of this would be child think that person should be tried for murder? After all, you don't have a child so is there no murder?


Oh yea, we're going there for this simple thread
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76547 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:44 pm to
No. I’m not ok with that at all and I’ll kick her in the gut to teach her a lesson.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:44 pm to
i didn't get it until i saw the black man's face.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111143 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:46 pm to
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i didn't get it until i saw the black man's face.

I'm a little slow, i didn't get it until after 3 seconds after I saw the black man's face.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25775 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:51 pm to
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If making a reservation you don’t need to include the baby in that number. Doesn’t mean it’s not a human life though. Just isn’t breathing fresh air yet.


I took my 2 week old baby girl to an Atlanta Thrashers playoff hockey game in 2007.
We didn't buy her a ticket.

According to some, that is a sign that she is not a baby. According to Phillips Arena, she didn't even exist.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35607 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:53 pm to
Why do you care about something so petty?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18468 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 2:09 pm to
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No. If I have one cake, and I am waiting on a second cake in the oven, I only have one cake.


So it’s only a cake once it’s fully baked and delivered…I mean removed from the oven? Or is there a moment in the oven it becomes cake?
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