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If your cashier asks to hold your baby, yes or no?

Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:38 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27537 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:38 pm
Black female, nearly always a yes.

White female, 50/50.

Male, you trying to die today?



My wife just freaked out because I handed my son to a young black girl at the grocery store.

My response of, she had kind eyes, didn't fix the issue.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124745 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:39 pm to
Why would I hand my child to random people?
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1413 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42876 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:41 pm to
If they don’t look like a weirdo, why not?

I let the Asian waitresses at a restaurant hold my youngest daughter when she was about 8 months old it made their day
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27537 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Why would I hand my child to random people?


Because my son is cute and women ask to hold him?

I never use a stroller and always just carry him so for me it's like oh okay my arm gets a break.

And he gets to laugh and smile at some woman
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5225 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:43 pm to
First kid, probably not. Second kid you just start handing to people.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42876 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

First kid, probably not. Second kid you just start handing to people.
third kid you hand the baby off and run
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
13283 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:50 pm to
ONLY fat black females, just in case they try to run. Call it insurance.

Fat white females? This is a big no. Just no. Agree, non-fat white females are 50/50.

Male... see fat white female.

(always check the knuckles first in any case)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124745 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:53 pm to
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Fat white females? This is a big no. Just no.


Because they'll eat it?


ETA: fat black women will too, but they'll fry it first
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2876 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:54 pm to
No, even if they pass the ocular patdown. We’re not playing pass the baby, especially at the grocery store.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136884 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

My wife just freaked out because I handed my son to a young black girl at the grocery store.


Justified you freaking moron
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:59 pm to
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My wife just freaked out because I handed my son to a young black girl

Your wife is racist but she's right.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16969 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:00 pm to
I wouldn’t mind. I’m not the kind of people who freak out when friendly strangers touch my kid.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10675 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:07 pm to
NO!
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
3144 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Black female, nearly always a yes.

White female, 50/50.

This split confuses me. Are you under the impression white women are gonna run off with your baby
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
32007 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:13 pm to
I mean I’ll let people hold my kid

What’s the concern, they’re going to run off? I’m 100% certain I’m faster than some random lady who’s holding onto a baby.

Germs? Meh, my kids eat dirt and go to daycare, germs are a part of it
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48877 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:16 pm to
I handed mine off to a black female every day for 16 years and they turned out fine. I let her drive them too.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4711 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Black female, nearly always a yes.

White female, 50/50.


So you think a White female will kill your baby, but a black female wont?

Do you have stats on that? Or is this just a troll thread trying to divide, and get a bunch of racially charged responses like mine?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 8:20 pm
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1544 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

cashier asks to hold your baby

Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9461 posts
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:19 pm to
Why are you racist?
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