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Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:29 am to The Baker
Chimps win
-They essentially have 4 hands on their body
-Once they start flinging poo it’s over
-They essentially have 4 hands on their body
-Once they start flinging poo it’s over
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:30 am to Evolved Simian
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Does this really matter if it takes the chimp 16 seconds to separate your shoulder socket?
I think most in here have chimps confused with gorillas
A chimp in no way shape or form is dislocating a linemans arm in 16 seconds
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:43 am to lsupride87
You are absolutely retarded
Posted on 12/24/19 at 12:51 am to diat150
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Hard to believe anyone really believes the chimps wouldn’t frick up those 5 vaginas
How is this thread just completely littered with chimp fighting experts. Where the frick do you people come from? How and why do you all have this information at the ready?
The humans are 3x the size of the chimps. And the chimps are outnumbered.
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 12:53 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:04 am to The Baker
Nice sprawling by that one gorilla
Posted on 12/24/19 at 1:45 am to The Baker
Gorillas are in a completely different league. You could gave 10 NFL offensive lineman against 1 gorilla and I still don't think the humans stand a chance.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:17 am to lsupride87
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You think a chimp could bench over 400 lbs and squat around 700 lbs?
This board is retarded
well if we ever wanted proof that you were a fricking dumbass, this is it
1 chimp vs 5 lineman is a possible debate.
3 is a massacre. like, limb from limb massacre
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:23 am to The Baker
Chimps are pretty damn silly and quite worrisome, but I don't care I'm going early 2000s Chuck Liddell against all of them.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:26 am to davyjones
until they beat you to death with your own arms
y'all never heard of the science channel or something?
y'all never heard of the science channel or something?
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:30 am to bamabenny
Aw yeah, I think they'd beat you to a soup with their own ripped off arm just to brag to their friends about it, but Liddell's 90% ape with human monetary motivation.
**I like him.
**I like him.
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 2:33 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:32 am to The Baker
Chimps have a killer instinct that's been bred out of humans. They're going to maul anything they touch in this situation. They use their fingers to dig into whatever they get their hands on and rip it to bits with their teeth.
Humans arent suited to literally tear a monkey apart to stop it. Cant choke it out, punch it, or hell even kick them without risking insane injury
Humans arent suited to literally tear a monkey apart to stop it. Cant choke it out, punch it, or hell even kick them without risking insane injury
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 2:35 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:52 am to The Baker
Watch this and then get back to us.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 2:59 am to The Baker
At least two of the linemen would have their faces bitten off. That's the difference.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:12 am to ExtraGravy
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You can hit a chimp as hard as you want with your fist, or a tire iron, and you ain't stopping him.
Lol! This thread is great.
Chimps in a landslide.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:28 am to LSU in Frisco TX
I think deep down everyone knows an adult chimp adversary would tear a couple human heads off with a single swat, but we have to keep hope alive. Always keep hope alive.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:41 am to davyjones
Chimps are brutal merciless fighters once they reach puberty.
Their main tactic is to bite and tear the dick off of their opponent.
5 offensive lineman the size of Big Herm wouldn't stand a chance.
Their main tactic is to bite and tear the dick off of their opponent.
5 offensive lineman the size of Big Herm wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 3:50 am to Rebel
Personally, I'm gonna do whatever the hell they tell or motion me to do. I'll join the resistance later. If I'm able.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 4:00 am to tiggerthetooth
quote:Not sure if you're serious here. 1 gorilla would demolish all of them.
Maybe 2 gorillas would have a good shot depending on how large.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 4:06 am to DownSouthCrawfish
Read about the attack by Travis the Chimp.
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