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re: Seat is down on a public bathroom toilet
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:25 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:25 pm to Lsupimp
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Always A. A no brainer. That’s why we are bipeds
And have opposable thumbs for better accuracy through superior grip.
It’s on the Misanthrope family crest.
“Melior accuratio per tenaci superiorem”
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Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:26 pm to deltaland
Drop a huge deuce on the floor right in front of the toilet. 
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:32 pm to deltaland
A
Lift the lid with my foot and then proceed to piss in the Crane position from Karate Kid.
"Banzai"
Lift the lid with my foot and then proceed to piss in the Crane position from Karate Kid.
"Banzai"
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:42 pm to PapaPogey
I carry small packs or Clorox or Lysol wipes just in case I have to shite on a public toilet.
I avoid them like the plague.
But you’re about to have an assplosion one does what one must.
I avoid them like the plague.
But you’re about to have an assplosion one does what one must.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:47 pm to fr33manator
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No I mean the poop emoji in your text.
OH !!
I have it saved on Imgur. If you right click on it and go to copy image address you can save it in your Imgur and then just paste it in your post like a photo.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:55 pm to deltaland
Pee: lift seat with shoe.
Poop: sit the hell down and get to business; don’t be such a pussy.
Poop: sit the hell down and get to business; don’t be such a pussy.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:58 pm to Tempratt
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I carry small packs or Clorox or Lysol wipes just in case I have to shite on a public toilet. I avoid them like the plague.
Jesus Christ
China is gonna take us over aren’t they
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:09 pm to deltaland
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A is more masculine/baw types
Lifting with your boot to not dirty up your hands is a “masculine” move?
You sound like the type of person who carries 3 kinds of hand sanitizer in your purse.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:11 pm to deltaland
Lift with foot
On a related note, one of the best things a man can teach his young son is how to flush a public toilet with his foot when he’s tall enough.
On a related note, one of the best things a man can teach his young son is how to flush a public toilet with his foot when he’s tall enough.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:13 pm to deltaland
I grew up in Rayville and Oak Ridge swimming in irrigation ditches. A little piss on my hand aint gonna kill me!!
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:14 pm to deltaland
Most public restrooms don't have lids so none of these stupid options are even available
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:15 pm to deltaland
E: wipe the seat again and wash my hands after I know it’s clean, then leave a huge dump
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:44 pm to Shanegolang
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Drop a huge deuce on the floor right in front of the toilet
Did this once at a Walgreens. Had to have a massive shite and the toilet was already clogged up with shite and toilet paper- like water damn near to the top.
I layed a mat of toilet paper on the floor and popped a squat. Wiped and then pushed the mat of toilet paper to the side.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:33 pm to deltaland
I piss in the soap dispenser.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:44 pm to tunechi
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On a related note, nothing grinds my gears worse than a public bathroom with no towel dispenser to dry your hands and only a blower that just blows shite particles all over the place
And a door that doesn’t push open to exit the bathroom
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:48 pm to deltaland
I flush the toilet handle with my boot or shoe. Down swipe on the lever or push in one of the little toilet buttons.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:52 pm to deltaland
I usually just go to the urinal. It’s much easier than any of that BS.
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