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The OT may be called as expert witnesses in lawn mowing neighbor shooting incident
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:46 pm
MSN
The OT has solves many lawn mowing disputes over the years, I don't see why this joint can't lend its expertise to this case.
To be fair, the guy who got shot brought a lawn mower to what he believed was a leaf blower fight, but ol' baw changed the rules mid-blow.
This may not fit the story, but I can't pass up a chance to use it:
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Indiana man accused of shooting neighbor over lawn mowing dispute
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Timothy Florence, 53, was arrested on Sunday by Montgomery County sheriff’s deputies after he allegedly shot his neighbor with a handgun.
He was later booked into jail and charged with attempted murder.
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Deputies who saw the video said it showed the victim blowing the cut grass off his property as Florence blew it back toward him with the leaf blower. Florence also reportedly pointed the leaf blower at the victim, blowing air at him.
The victim then began mowing in Florence’s direction, almost hitting his leg and causing him to step aside and blow air at the victim again, the court documents allege.
Florence then went behind the mower to the other side of the victim, drew a handgun from his holster and shot the victim, according to authorities.
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Police interviewed Florence’s wife, who said she was watching TV in their home when she suddenly heard a gunshot. She said she went to the front door and saw the victim leaning over the mower as Florence walked toward her and said, “Get in the house, I just shot [the victim].”
Florence’s wife reportedly told deputies she felt the shooting was in self-defense. Florence himself agreed.
The OT has solves many lawn mowing disputes over the years, I don't see why this joint can't lend its expertise to this case.
To be fair, the guy who got shot brought a lawn mower to what he believed was a leaf blower fight, but ol' baw changed the rules mid-blow.
This may not fit the story, but I can't pass up a chance to use it:
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:47 pm to LegendInMyMind
The sound of a leaf blower is the worst sound known to man.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:48 pm to LegendInMyMind
What time did he start?
This is really the primary factor for consideration.
This is really the primary factor for consideration.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:49 pm to udtiger
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What time did he start?
We hope to find out this information during discovery.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:50 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:Motion to suppress
We hope to find out this information during discovery.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:53 pm to LegendInMyMind
This is like the spring version of the guy who capped his neighbors for shoveling snow into his yard.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:56 pm to udtiger
I’m sad I can only upvote this once. Here is another soft 50 upvotes.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:56 pm to North Dallas Tiger
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Motion to suppress
They let you back in ... again?
Hello, TexasPersianTiger33. Your lawyerly speak along with your Bugs Bunny avatar and North Dallas handle are, well, dare I say a dead giveaway.
xo,
TT
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:59 pm to shutterspeed
quote:Wait what? When? People need to chill out
This is like the spring version of the guy who capped his neighbors for shoveling snow into his yard.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:08 pm to LegendInMyMind
This is a lot like Big Leo.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:12 pm to LegendInMyMind
This dude is guilty af. Trashy arse mf.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:12 pm to udtiger
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What time did he start?
Time no longer prevails. Suns up blades down.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:07 pm to LegendInMyMind
This situation makes me glad that my nearest neighbor is a mile away.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:13 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Florence then went behind the mower to the other side of the victim, drew a handgun from his holster and shot the victim, according to authorities.
Wait, so this guy was messing with a dude that had a pistol holstered on his hip?
I'm all for a good ol' fashioned redneck lawn fight but don't bring a leaf blower to a gun fight.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:17 pm to LegendInMyMind
Never get into a lawn dispute with anyone over the age of 50.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:21 pm to OweO
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Never get into a lawn dispute with anyone over the age of 50.
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OweO
This may be the only wise thing you've ever said on this board.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
Both my neighbors and I use lawn services. This eliminates this possibility. I don’t even notice when mine gets mowed.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:25 pm to TigerDeacon
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Both my neighbors and I use lawn services. This eliminates this possibility. I don’t even notice when mine gets mowed.
Yeah, but you're only contributing to an eventual gang war. You're like the CIA in the War on Drugs.
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