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re: The UCLA protesters have created a list of all the things they want/need

Posted on 5/1/24 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34811 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 2:48 pm to
Just give them food but make every item some kind of pork
This post was edited on 5/1/24 at 6:33 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36107 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 2:53 pm to
Knee pads, face shield, Lotion


Someone is expecting to be giving some serious HJs and BJs
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27686 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:00 pm to
Gee no bananas....there goes the best source of potassium

No nuts? Vegans I know love nuts especially Almonds and pistachios. High in protein.

No coffee. Good God....coffee would HAVE to be necessary

No Spam? Damn stuff helped the US win WWII. So we send them Potato chips and Beef Jerky....and Ramen Noodles.

Aquafor...oK I get it....chafing....and lotion.

Kids these days....a proper sit in would include some alcohol and weed.....and Bob Dylan tapes.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8205 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:02 pm to
These people need to be bullied
This post was edited on 5/1/24 at 3:03 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54687 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:03 pm to
List of things everyone else needs:

-For all of them to frick off
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3283 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:06 pm to
No

Shampoo
Soap

Vagisil
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34795 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:07 pm to
You pack your gear BEFORE you get to the scene
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24537 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:08 pm to
The only acceptable response to this list

Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:09 pm to
The no bananas rule is because the leader of th shitheads has an allergy to bananas.


Tree nuts ban is because of all the soy boys and girls who are allergic to them
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:10 pm to
They forgot napalm.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54687 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:11 pm to
frick it.

I'd make a Dollar Store or Walmart run, buy a bunch of shite, and start selling it at outrageous markups via whatever transaction app they prefer. I'd let Capitalism dominate. I'd help them spend some of momma and daddy's money.
This post was edited on 5/1/24 at 3:13 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22231 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Why do they hate sunscreen?

To protect the UCLA campus coral reef.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120379 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I might be generous and give them a loaf of bread and a case of water.


Why not some smallpox blankets?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33928 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

They are missing a football helmet full of cottage cheese and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14271 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:16 pm to
NO bagels

Now that's hatin' Jews right there.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66208 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8055 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:18 pm to
Swear they watched Antifa I mean the idea on tv when they were in their teens and said….. that’s what you need to win.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63177 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:19 pm to
Utility gloves *especially for small hands*

Lulz
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2598 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:21 pm to
someone should provide vegan food laced with nuts and bananas
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21206 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 3:21 pm to
I got a 12 hour twitter ban last night for telling one of the protestor accounts that I hoped the tear gas got there before the masks and goggles they were asking for.
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