re: Worth $15 an hour?

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think it was A&W

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Yeap. I Googled it, lol.

I was told there'd be no math.

We don’t stand a chance against an invasion.

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Where is this from? Is this an actual questionnaire you gave to an applicant?

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AOL e-mail forward from Billy Ray.

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You're taking this shite waaaaaaayyyyyy to serious, and it's probably bull shite anyway...

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I mean it was clearly posted on the internet to show how stupid current applicants are, so it's only fair to point out that whoever created/posted the application isn't too bright themselves.

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Whats your answer to #2 smarty pants?

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We're only dealing with a factor of 1,000 between the 2 numbers listed.

You can put as many trailing zeros behind that decimal as you want and it will still equal a penny every time.

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Some of those questions are tricky af.

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Not a single one of those questions is tricky….

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You wouldn't say 1.034 pennies? As soon as you introduce a decimal, even if it is zero, the number becomes plural in the English language.

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But it doesn't say 1.034, it says 1.000. Which is the same as 1. Or 1.0. Or 1.0000000000.

It doesn't matter how many decimals you add, it's 1 penny.

I've had that happens several times in estate work.

Only child of one sibling gets Dad's 1/4, Two children of another sibling who passed split Dad's 1/4 so they get 1/8 each.

The call "Why do I get 1/4 when my two cousin each get 1/8? Why are they getting more?

Would you rather half a pizza or a quarter of a pizza?

:"Half"

Would you rather have 1/2 of a pizza or 1/3, a quarter?

"Oh, I get it."

Hell, he will at least attempt to stop theft. frick it, sign him up and hope for the best!