Favorite team:USA 
Location:Jackassistan
Biography:Inventor of the Boxer Briefs, Made the 8th-grade basketball team at Jesuit, Handed Jeff Van Gundy his last loss as a coach
Interests:Drinking Shiner Bock, Listening to Bach, Looking at Catherine Bach, Wearing Reebok
Occupation:Solving complex business problems
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Registered on:8/9/2003
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re: KIFF it's up to you

Posted by Chicken on 6/1/26 at 10:31 am to
Time to face reality...we are a golf school...

re: UCLA was way overrated

Posted by Chicken on 6/1/26 at 10:30 am to
Is that same short stop playing for them that the announcers were sucking off last year?
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Sheriff Smith needs to be arrested just like anyone else would be.
what % of the population would have been arrested for doing what he did?
There are women I know that are now too skinny from taking it...and they really didn't need it in the first place.

re: GMT

Posted by Chicken on 6/1/26 at 10:20 am to
Five scrambled eggs (I only wanted four but there were five in the carton and I didn't want to leave one by itself), 50% of an avocado, and a Fairlife protein drink...plus water.

re: favorite garden tools?

Posted by Chicken on 5/30/26 at 10:50 am to
Hedgehog 23" electric trimmer.

Acquired it at an estate sale.
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'bout how of a big ol' boy are you?
let's just say that I was in New Orleans for two straight weeks during Mardi Gras and gained 12 pounds...
Breakfast for lunch: One bowl of grits, two glasses of water, three strips of bacon, four scrambled eggs, five watermelon chunks, and six strawberries.
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Tyler Daigle guy posted that in January is the point. The tweet you shared is from today.
AI Tyler got his info from Glock...

re: GMT

Posted by Chicken on 5/27/26 at 9:38 am to
A fairlife protein drink, a 3 1/2 inch snack bar, and a 6 inch banana… Plus water
Amy's Frozen Entree...Three Cheese Kale Bake...and carrot sticks and hummus...one 7" banana...plus water.
Thread title does not match the tweet

re: The Virus Scanner is back

Posted by Chicken on 5/25/26 at 8:06 pm to
Are you still getting it?

re: Thirty A Memorial Day

Posted by Chicken on 5/25/26 at 12:53 pm to
I did a 30A trip almost every year when the kids were younger. Loved them all.

Big fan of drinking a cold one on the beach while under a big umbrella, listening to music while people watching...then taking a big piss in the water.

re: What is happening in Houston?

Posted by Chicken on 5/23/26 at 1:42 pm to
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Baileson
this is where I go...not big at all, but is a good gathering spot...plus the wine place next door adds more options for you...
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“You should not enter a coffee shop for a coffee and a doughnut and come out unalived. That is diabolical.”
I hate the term "unalived"...why use a 3-syllable word when "dead" is just sitting right there?
This season is like a bad dream
Ham and cheese sandwich, pistachio nuts and Fairlife protein drink. Plus water.
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Given that this is evidently a cottage industry
that's part of the problem. Too much cottage cheese...