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Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:47 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma's tits are so saggy, when she is topless at Mardi Gras her nipple rings drag sparks on the sidewalk.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:58 am to MasterDigger
Yo Mama’s so fat when she buys a fur coat animals go extinct
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:05 am to JohnnyBgood
The only difference between yo momma and an Airbus A380 is that not everyone has ridden on an Airbus A380
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:07 am to SG_Geaux
Yo Mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:10 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
Yo mama so old, she has a separate entrance for colored men.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:12 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma's so fat, when God said 'let there be light', he told her to move her fat arse out of the way.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:13 am to andouille
Yo Mama’s so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:27 am to LSUPERMAN
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Your momma is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
My son told me this one before
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:46 am to JohnnyBgood
Heard one on the radio the other day:
Your momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating disease and said she had 10 years left to live.
Your momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating disease and said she had 10 years left to live.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:47 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo Momma so ugly, she once made Christopher Reeve run away.
Yo Momma so ugly, the King Cake Baby mascot run up to her and yelled MOMMA!
Yo Momma so ugly, the King Cake Baby mascot run up to her and yelled MOMMA!
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 11:49 am
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:53 pm to EastBankTiger
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she once made Christopher Reeve run away.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:02 pm to DarkDrifter
Your mother is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up
Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:04 pm to Gaggle
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Your mother is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up
Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:06 pm to Gaggle
Your mother is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Your mother is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face
Your mother is so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle
Your mother is so poor when I went to her house I tripped at the front door and fell out the back
Your mother is so poor I saw her kicking cans on the road and said "what are you doing" and she said "moving"
Your mother's hair is so nappy when she combs it it sounds like someone's eating an apple
Your mother is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face
Your mother is so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle
Your mother is so poor when I went to her house I tripped at the front door and fell out the back
Your mother is so poor I saw her kicking cans on the road and said "what are you doing" and she said "moving"
Your mother's hair is so nappy when she combs it it sounds like someone's eating an apple
Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:27 pm to JohnnyBgood
Your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
Your momma so fat she got stretch marks on her eyebrows.
Your momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and shite herself.
Your momma hair so short she can curl it with rice.
Your momma glasses so thick she can look at a map and see people waving.
Your momma so old she’s in Jesus’ yearbook
Your momma so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the banket fishing.
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your momma breath so bad she can blow bubbles with now-a-laters.
Your momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
Your momma so fat she got stretch marks on her eyebrows.
Your momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and shite herself.
Your momma hair so short she can curl it with rice.
Your momma glasses so thick she can look at a map and see people waving.
Your momma so old she’s in Jesus’ yearbook
Your momma so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the banket fishing.
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your momma breath so bad she can blow bubbles with now-a-laters.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 2:58 pm to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 3:06 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Your momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Aww shite
Your momma so ugly her shadow won't follow her.
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 2/10/23 at 3:39 pm to Tortious
Yo momma smells so bad, she put on secret and it told on her!
Yo momma smells so bad she made right guard turn left and speedstick slow down!
Yo momma smells so bad she made right guard turn left and speedstick slow down!
Posted on 2/10/23 at 3:42 pm to JoseVargasTX
Man, this thread has me instantly transported back to 8th grade
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