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re: Moms Friend Wants Me
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:03 pm to Mr Roboto
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:03 pm to Mr Roboto
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I’m not posting a pic of my mom idiot. Don’t be weird
You came to a forum and posted a pic of someone else’s mom. Don’t be weird? Little baw, you rode in on weird.
This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 1:05 pm
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Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:06 pm to Sao
10/10 effort with the pic. Not sure how the obvious solution hasn’t been posted yet. Grab your mom’s phone and just take the gal’s number. Don’t ask mom for it. Don’t Facebook message her like a weirdo. Just take the phone and get her number. My mom is always screwing up some app or needing something reset on her phone so there’d be a thousand reasons for me to have it.
Absolutely this. I had my first experience with one of these at about 30. I thought I was hot shite. She was a helluva piece of arse for that age, had had the full mommy makeover so everything was topnotch, and she wore my fvcking arse out. It was an all-timer.
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What I can say at 52 is anyone "fit" and divorced over 40 w kids will likely be something you won't forget. A hot 52 will eat you alive.
Absolutely this. I had my first experience with one of these at about 30. I thought I was hot shite. She was a helluva piece of arse for that age, had had the full mommy makeover so everything was topnotch, and she wore my fvcking arse out. It was an all-timer.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 1:15 pm to NolaLovingClemsonFan
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Just take the phone and get her number
Slippery slope to assault here.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:18 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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Congrats on the scratch-off.
Scratch-n-sniff
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:19 pm to East Coast Band
would be the least of my worries
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:29 pm to The People
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To be 24 years old again and have this dilemma isn’t something you should take for granted. You’ll blink your eyes and be double that age before you know it.
As you mentioned i'm doubled the OP's age and do look back on the missed opportunities that were presented to me by women in my younger days. You do remember them when you get older. Looking back though i probably made the right choice because many of these women were married and had i taken them i may not be here right now had husband found out.
Op's opportunity seems pretty single though so what you got to lose?Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:44 pm to Mr Roboto
When you told her that you’d never, did she softly whisper “that’s alright”?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:11 pm to Mr Roboto
Had a fun fling with a woman when I was your age. Think I was 24 and she was “36”.
Lying her arse off. Was definitely a good time. At your age it is weird to bang a woman with a home. Takes care of you. Cooks dinner. Candles and shite.
Have fun. Spray them guts and thank menopause.
Was one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had. At that point in my life it was hands down my best one. It is still in my top 5 and will not be topped in my lifetime.
Lying her arse off. Was definitely a good time. At your age it is weird to bang a woman with a home. Takes care of you. Cooks dinner. Candles and shite.
Have fun. Spray them guts and thank menopause.
Was one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had. At that point in my life it was hands down my best one. It is still in my top 5 and will not be topped in my lifetime.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:12 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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will not be topped in my lifetime.
congrats on getting married baw
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:20 pm to 777Tiger
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congrats on getting married baw
Indeed.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:20 pm to LSU alum wannabe
Posted on 10/28/23 at 3:37 pm to Mr Roboto
Your dad is gonna be pissed
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:00 pm to MyRockstarComplex
I wish Dad posted on TD. Would be hysterical
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:24 pm to Mr Roboto
Your mom is probably a slut too if this is one of her friends so I wouldn’t worry about their relationship. Your dad is probably already having threesomes with her and your mom so that could make it a little weird but if you’re cool with that then go ahead and white trash it up!
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:45 pm to BamaScoop
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Your dad is probably already having threesomes with her and your mom
Mom and her friend are definitely brushing with dad's grill nut.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:14 pm to Triple Bogey
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He did. Quit jumping to the last page of the thread. This is one is littered with goodies
I’m too lazy, baw. My bad
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:20 pm to KennabraTiger
You’re obviously not going to do anything with it. I’m her age and now single, pass me the number, I’ll take care of it.
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:33 pm to Mr Roboto
Who do you love more? Your mom or mom’s slutty friend?
Answer that and you’ll have your decision.
Don’t frick up your mom’s friendship because you’re a “horny 20 something look for his next move”
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Answer that and you’ll have your decision.
Don’t frick up your mom’s friendship because you’re a “horny 20 something look for his next move”
/thread
Posted on 10/28/23 at 9:35 pm to Mr Roboto
TMI
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