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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/23 at 11:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 11/23/23 at 11:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
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My tiny submission. Not worth much but it's funny to watch. Some teenage drama
At my wife's place, lot of folks came in town. Wife's lil cousin, can't be more than 19 years old, freshly graduated. She brings her new bf from college. Cousin's mom doesn't know or like the boy, and did not give permission for him to come. Daughter is in her rebellious stage, and simply gave the guy the address to come anyways.
Fast forward, normal Thanksgiving dinner. He has manners, so there wasn't any table drama. I sort of peeped the dude flirting with wife's other lil cousin, who is 15. In the guys defense, she is about 5'10, and 2 weeks away from 16. I would have no idea of her age if I didn't know her for years. From my eavesdropping while eating dressing, I could tell they exchanged social media information.
Out of no where, he says he has to leave. Less than 5 minutes later, 15 year old cousin leaves to go to friend's house.
I don't think anyone else suspect anything but I'm pretty convinced they left to meet. My wife is suspicious as well. My wife is like a big mentor to the 19 year old cousin so they talk alot.
I'm really intrigued to see where this story goes, personally. Was it just a big coincidence they left at the same time? Did they actually go to smash? Does the guy know her age. Does the guy end up getting arrested?
Nobody knows.
Oh shite this was my story from a couple years ago. Unfortunately I don't have a big juicy update. All I know is my wife's cousin broke up with the boy because he was cheating on her. I could never confirm if he actually cheated with the 15 year old cousin.
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 11:46 pm to NEALCD
Daddy and D.A. is the best. Always D.A. for that sweetie.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 11:47 pm
Posted on 11/24/23 at 12:11 am to pioneerbasketball
Just got home from my sister's house where the whole family did Thanksgiving this year. Probably about 20 people.
My brother-in-law's little sister and her husband are there with their son who is 6. He's acting like a little a-hole, running through the house, screeching at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason, grabbing stuff off of shelves, counters that aren't his and just leaving it all over. His parents are basically ignoring this bad behavior and just reward him by giving him dessert for dinner b/c their precious son doesn't like "Thanksgiving " food.
Well after dinner we've all been drinking and feeling pretty good and watching the game and socializing. This shitty kid walks up to the coffee table, grabs the remote and proceeds to change the channel. We're all pissed and tell him to hand over the remote. He just laughs and runs out into the backyard with it. My brother goes to find this kid's father and tells him he better handle this or he will.
Kid's dad goes and gets the kid and has picked him up and is trying to reason with him to give the remote back. Kid hauls off and beams the father square in the face with the remote. My family is watching and is just like ohhh shite. Dad puts kid down and tells him that wasn't nice and if he says sorry he'll buy him some video game the kid wants on Amazon. Kid yells no and runs over by the pool.
My dad, who's about 3 or 4 Bourbons in tells this guy that his kid is a little shite b/c there is no discipline. The dad starts going off about how they only believe in positive reinforcement to correct behavior. My Dad tells him that is the dumbest thing he's ever heard. While this discussion is going on, the kid is standing by the pool smirking and my little brother, who's also been drinking, walks by the kid and says "this is for stealing the remote" and pushes him into the pool(the shallow end btw). We all start cracking up. The kid is stunned and then starts crying. The dad is pissed and helps get his son up the steps and out of the pool. Kid's mom and the women in the family hear the commotion and come out there. The mom is furious but almost everyone else is kind of glad the kid and his dumbass parents left after that. Even my brother-in-law said he was glad they left.
Pretty tame, but it's the most drama I've ever seen on Thanksgiving
My brother-in-law's little sister and her husband are there with their son who is 6. He's acting like a little a-hole, running through the house, screeching at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason, grabbing stuff off of shelves, counters that aren't his and just leaving it all over. His parents are basically ignoring this bad behavior and just reward him by giving him dessert for dinner b/c their precious son doesn't like "Thanksgiving " food.
Well after dinner we've all been drinking and feeling pretty good and watching the game and socializing. This shitty kid walks up to the coffee table, grabs the remote and proceeds to change the channel. We're all pissed and tell him to hand over the remote. He just laughs and runs out into the backyard with it. My brother goes to find this kid's father and tells him he better handle this or he will.
Kid's dad goes and gets the kid and has picked him up and is trying to reason with him to give the remote back. Kid hauls off and beams the father square in the face with the remote. My family is watching and is just like ohhh shite. Dad puts kid down and tells him that wasn't nice and if he says sorry he'll buy him some video game the kid wants on Amazon. Kid yells no and runs over by the pool.
My dad, who's about 3 or 4 Bourbons in tells this guy that his kid is a little shite b/c there is no discipline. The dad starts going off about how they only believe in positive reinforcement to correct behavior. My Dad tells him that is the dumbest thing he's ever heard. While this discussion is going on, the kid is standing by the pool smirking and my little brother, who's also been drinking, walks by the kid and says "this is for stealing the remote" and pushes him into the pool(the shallow end btw). We all start cracking up. The kid is stunned and then starts crying. The dad is pissed and helps get his son up the steps and out of the pool. Kid's mom and the women in the family hear the commotion and come out there. The mom is furious but almost everyone else is kind of glad the kid and his dumbass parents left after that. Even my brother-in-law said he was glad they left.
Pretty tame, but it's the most drama I've ever seen on Thanksgiving
This post was edited on 11/24/23 at 11:19 am
Posted on 11/24/23 at 12:29 am to SirSaintly
I really hope this is true, hopefully my future kid isn’t a shithead. 
Posted on 11/24/23 at 12:34 am to BuckyCheese
Go home yankee.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 12:44 am to Spoonbilla
Well we did find out to day that when this girl was at our house for a graduation party she was texting the priest that she took off to Italy with, then came back and married him. Big local story. Crazy shite.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 12:50 am to TutHillTiger
My wife’s coworker’s nephew took same chick to prom last year. It is a crazy story.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 2:04 am to AcadieAnne
Update: not entertaining in the slightest. My mother is ailing, and my old money SIL and I got along perfectly to pick up the slack. My husband smoked the bird to perfection. I feel bad for letting the OT down, but no one wanted to play bourré, so I sadly have nothing of interest to report.
Hope all y’all had a safe and happy turkey day. If not, I’m looking forward to the stories and wish all y’all the best.
Hope all y’all had a safe and happy turkey day. If not, I’m looking forward to the stories and wish all y’all the best.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 3:23 am to SirSaintly
Kinda similar happened here. My youngest brother’s youngest is almost 3, and he thought it was hilarious to steal the remote and run off. He underestimated Nanny (aka Godmother for those of y’all that don’t speak Louisianese) speed, and I caught his little arse and tickled him until he gave the remote up. The football game was never interrupted, but it was a fun game for us to play together.
Sorry your relative’s kid was a little turd and actually interrupted the game. Sounds like his parents failed him and will continue to do so intentionally.
Sorry your relative’s kid was a little turd and actually interrupted the game. Sounds like his parents failed him and will continue to do so intentionally.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 5:46 am to pioneerbasketball
Look forward to this thread every year. Didn’t think I’d ever have to contribute as I look forward to our holiday get togethers that are always a good time and drama free for the most part.
This one is more tame compared to rest, but thought it was worthy of honorable mention. We typically do thanksgiving at my wealthy aunt’s house out in the country. Her and her husband have land, barn, horses, lake, badass game room….the whole nine.
Well it’s about 7pm we have all been drinking, watching football, playing pool throwing darts for a few hours. Everyone’s having a good time enjoying the buzz. I see my uncle drop the attic ladder down in the hall across the way. Well he goes up to look for something (item was never in the attic) not long after my 12yo nephew follows him up unbeknownst to him. Couple minutes go by then all of a sudden my sister runs out the room starts cussing screaming at said nephew who has fallen through the ceiling over the island in the kitchen.
At this point we all stop playing run to the kitchen to see what happened. Sure as shite there’s about a 4x4 hole with insulation hanging out the ceiling. As you can imagine everyone is looking around at each other back and forth thinking oh shite. That’s when I took the opportunity to blurt out “tis the season” to which only my BIL, other nephew, and wife (no pics) laughed. Needless to say Christmas and next Thanksgiving will probably be moved to another location.
This one is more tame compared to rest, but thought it was worthy of honorable mention. We typically do thanksgiving at my wealthy aunt’s house out in the country. Her and her husband have land, barn, horses, lake, badass game room….the whole nine.
Well it’s about 7pm we have all been drinking, watching football, playing pool throwing darts for a few hours. Everyone’s having a good time enjoying the buzz. I see my uncle drop the attic ladder down in the hall across the way. Well he goes up to look for something (item was never in the attic) not long after my 12yo nephew follows him up unbeknownst to him. Couple minutes go by then all of a sudden my sister runs out the room starts cussing screaming at said nephew who has fallen through the ceiling over the island in the kitchen.
At this point we all stop playing run to the kitchen to see what happened. Sure as shite there’s about a 4x4 hole with insulation hanging out the ceiling. As you can imagine everyone is looking around at each other back and forth thinking oh shite. That’s when I took the opportunity to blurt out “tis the season” to which only my BIL, other nephew, and wife (no pics) laughed. Needless to say Christmas and next Thanksgiving will probably be moved to another location.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 6:06 am to Havoc
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I thought you were an older guy? Confuse.
I’m 40
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That’s more than one gay sibling? Wtf bloodline are you promoting?
My wife’s uncle and his partner. Not siblings.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 6:07 am to kengel2
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One of my kids fell in the pool. It's not heated, it's freezing. Dude fell in 100%.
He's currently wearing some women's shorts and a T-shirt that's 12 sizes to big.
He's mad that we laughed at him.
Ours is heated. 86deg inn there for her
Posted on 11/24/23 at 6:26 am to pioneerbasketball
My happiest Thanksgivings were the times we told everybody we would be in Mexico for Thanksgiving. We always had a great and peaceful time in Mexico.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 7:01 am to pioneerbasketball
White trash family with 3 cartons of Virginia slims for the ladies and Pall Mall cigs.
A round stock tank that the cattle drink out of that is repurpose as a redneck swimming pool. This time used as an ice chest for beer and wine coolers.
No worry about the Xmas lights as they are still up and working from two years ago. Might fix a few spots with duct tape.
[img]Nieces[/img] fixing to pull up in a rusty 1980’s GMC Sierra, smoking, and beer in hands.
I got a surprise I invited their boyfriend.
They don’t know each other is dating this guy.
This is going to be fun.
What could go wrong.
A round stock tank that the cattle drink out of that is repurpose as a redneck swimming pool. This time used as an ice chest for beer and wine coolers.
No worry about the Xmas lights as they are still up and working from two years ago. Might fix a few spots with duct tape.
[img]Nieces[/img] fixing to pull up in a rusty 1980’s GMC Sierra, smoking, and beer in hands.
I got a surprise I invited their boyfriend.
They don’t know each other is dating this guy.
This is going to be fun.
What could go wrong.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 7:33 am to DisplacedBuckeye
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Well, then neither do I.
Fortunately, I don't hang out with anyone, family or otherwise, who would have a problem with my dog coming with me.
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DisplacedBuckeye
Why am I not shocked?
Posted on 11/24/23 at 7:59 am to TutHillTiger
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Well we did find out to day that when this girl was at our house for a graduation party she was texting the priest that she took off to Italy with, then came back and married him. Big local story. Crazy shite.
I cover Mobile for work and this story was water cooler talk for a couple weeks. So I guess the priest and his HS graduate wife finally came back to the states. At least I have closure now for this story, lol
Posted on 11/24/23 at 8:15 am to Odysseus32
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Again, if you don’t allow her that’s fine. We just won’t come.
So wait. You don’t go to anyone’s house if your dog can’t come?
So if you’re invited to a dinner party, you decline? If your wife is invited to a baby shower or bridal shower, she skips because of the dog? New Year’s Eve party? Engagement party? Etc.
That’s weird as frick.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 8:22 am to H2O Tiger
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Thanksgiving went off without a hitch and I'm happy to announce that H2O Tiger is gonna be a dad.
So you stuffed that turkey?
Posted on 11/24/23 at 8:42 am to johnnyrocket
Thanksgiving afternoon the gals are in the kitchen prepping food and the guys are in the living room watching Packers and Lions.
Possibly pissed at the crowded kitchen or the lazy males, the hosting wife walks into the living room, picks up the remote, says "no more football," changes the channel and sits down.
The guys look sideways at each other but don't say anything. Probably all thinking "her house, her rules."
The guys exit the room pretty quickly, leaving our host gal alone watching a dog show rerun.
She seems to get the hint because pretty soon we hear the game on the TV again.
Well played, guys.
Possibly pissed at the crowded kitchen or the lazy males, the hosting wife walks into the living room, picks up the remote, says "no more football," changes the channel and sits down.
The guys look sideways at each other but don't say anything. Probably all thinking "her house, her rules."
The guys exit the room pretty quickly, leaving our host gal alone watching a dog show rerun.
She seems to get the hint because pretty soon we hear the game on the TV again.
Well played, guys.
Posted on 11/24/23 at 9:38 am to LouisianaLady
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