re: Getting a Vasectomy

Frozen peas are your best friend. Don’t neglect that, saw one guy who didn’t, he said they swelled up like softballs and he was one miserable puppy.

Well I was not real smart and had mine while stationed on Diego Garcia. Had one experienced Doc and one "trainee". I told them both that if they screwed anything up I was gonna feed them both to the sharks..

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What can I expect.

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Possible increase in chance you develop a rare form of dementia.

It was enough to scare me off.

Vasectomy/Dementia

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If you are unvaccinated (COVID) don't do it. You are sitting on a goldmine.

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-People who are unvaccinated
-People who are willing to get a vasectomy

Pick one and only one.

This is inspirational.

Thank you. And congrats on the cream pies.

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Someone hold my goddamn hand. It’s in January. What can I expect.

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Jesus yall need to start telling yalls wife to do this shite.

Its pathetic.

Have the doctor knock it out when the last kid drops out of her cooter.

Snipping off your seed of potential is beyond me. I cant believe men with kids actually do this to themselves.

Might be the least savage time to be alive.

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What does this mean?

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My friend is a doctor that does these and he calls them “gasectomies” because it makes the fellas switch teams

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Someone hold my goddamn hand. It’s in January. What can I expect.

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Good drugs
You won’t feel a thing
2/3 days in bed with a frozen pack of peas on your dick

First off, finally makes you realize what the women go through on a regular basis, stirrups, etc. A bit humiliating.

My experience? Let's just say WWII equipment was used on my junk. My wife makes the appt after a miscarriage, as she was NOT gonna go through that again. She found someone who could do it a couple of days after her phone call, no initial visit or anything. I walk into an office, no staff, just the very old doctor. As he's telling me he's done more vasectomies than most, I notice an old electrosurgery unit in a cabinet that looks like the 1940's era radio I inherited from my grandmother. To the uninformed, electrosurgery is the medical equivalent to a wood-burning kit. He tells me it's the unit his Dad, who was also a urologist, used it to do more vasectomies on Allied troops in Europe than any other doctor. I jokingly say, "That's cool, as long as you don't use it on me!". And, of course, he proceeds to do just that.

Some charred meat later, I'm sterile.

Healed nicely, by the way. None of those horror stories posted above.