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re: Ranking every Home Alone 1&2 trap by effectiveness
Posted on 12/14/23 at 10:48 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 12/14/23 at 10:48 pm to diddlydawg7
Not sure if this fits a Kevin trap, but the crow bar to the chest when he tries to kill the tarantula would definitely be broken ribs and possible internal bleeding.
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Posted on 12/15/23 at 12:10 am to diddlydawg7
Marv taking those bricks to the face in Home Alone 2 gets me everytime lol. The man should be dead!
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:30 am to diddlydawg7
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Kevin electrocutes Marv with up to 150 Amps of electricity, which is almost double the “lethal” amount
One correction, 100-200 milliamps are lethal.
So 1,000 times the lethal amount.
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 6:56 am
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:41 am to Saintsisit
This is a fantastic thread, but I wish it would've gone into the Overanalyze thread for posterity.
Maybe after this thread is done, OP can copy/paste it into that thread so it can be a part of one of the best threads ever on this board. Because this deserves to be in it.
Maybe after this thread is done, OP can copy/paste it into that thread so it can be a part of one of the best threads ever on this board. Because this deserves to be in it.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:32 am to diddlydawg7
Trap number 1. The parents having kids.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:58 am to diddlydawg7
first off. this is the kind of list i can get behind! 
i think most of your early fall traps are ranked too low. at 8 ft drop with no starting momentum we are talking about a ~15 mph terminal velocity. We are landing on limbs and spine we have high chances of significant injury. neck and head, good chance you arent getting back up again.
i think most of your early fall traps are ranked too low. at 8 ft drop with no starting momentum we are talking about a ~15 mph terminal velocity. We are landing on limbs and spine we have high chances of significant injury. neck and head, good chance you arent getting back up again.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 1:58 pm to Ham Solo
I’m kidding I didn’t actually plagiarize buzzfeed
Posted on 12/15/23 at 2:25 pm to caro81
This is good. I think the ladder falling is under rated, depending on the weight of that tool chest, it could be too. From experience, don’t think anyone slips on hot wheels.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 2:34 pm to Ham Solo
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It just seemed like a lot of effort for a movie board post.
Normally but there is a heightened sense of duty for Home Alone threads
Posted on 12/15/23 at 2:40 pm to diddlydawg7
The ornament walk should be closer to minor annoyance than a potential serious injury. It's the only trap that completely relies on a previous trap to work and required Marv to neglect to look before he put his feet down even though he knows the house is booby trapped by that point. If Marv keeps his shoes at best it's just a window breech alarm.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 2:52 pm to BilJ
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I’ll take the ornament walk over that fricking nail
Had to scroll through the nail foot pic to keep from cringing. I didn't do that with the ornaments.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:05 pm to Aubie Spr96
The wife and I watched part 2 last night. Marv says “I’m gonna murder that kid”.
How? No one in this movie seems to be able to die!
How? No one in this movie seems to be able to die!
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:48 pm to diddlydawg7
Have we looked into the possibility that Harry and Marv are actually immortal.
They beat death so many times it's unreal.
They beat death so many times it's unreal.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:52 pm to Dr RC
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the only trap that completely relies on a previous trap to work and required Marv to neglect to look before he put his feet down even though he knows the house is booby trapped by that point.
I stated at the beginning that all traps are assumed to work. Obviously Marv isn’t gonna walk off a ledge
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:00 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Brick to the head.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:19 pm to Tactical1
Why was only staple to the arse mentioned. He definitely got a staple to the balls/dick. Which. Would be way way way worse.
Also, the nail could easily permea you frick up your foot.
Also, the nail could easily permea you frick up your foot.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 4:28 pm to QJenk
Posted on 12/17/23 at 7:47 pm to diddlydawg7
Well done sir.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 8:00 am to diddlydawg7
the nail through the foot would put most people out of commission for a long time.
Still gives me chills
Still gives me chills
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