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re: Strip Club Entrance Age

Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:15 am to
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11258 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:15 am to
Wish I had had an Uncle like you!

"time to see the world, time to kiss a girl, time to cross that wild meridian...
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38610 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:17 am to
So a patron has to be 21 years old to go look at 18 year old strippers?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12281 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:18 am to
Something about being the 35th weirdo, in a night, to feel a whore’s tits in an environment fueled by drugs and crime just doesn’t appeal to me.

I guess every family has that loser uncle.
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 8:20 am
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:21 am to
As an Uncle and someone who had several Uncles. Find something else you can do together. Day fishing trip, skeet or target shooting, golf, hiking, swamp tour, Saints game, bowl game….. That’s the last thing I would ever want to do with any of my Uncles when I was that age.
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
863 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:28 am to
In Louisiana strippers has to be 21 with incense to strip.
But onlyfans is 18....go figure.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1751 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:30 am to
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I guess every family has that loser uncle


Loser uncle? Bit harsh baw. I’ve done very well for myself, have a great family, go to church every Sunday, tithe, all that good shite. I just have a bit more fun than my brother.

We’ve talked about it. He gonna take him on a fishing trip before he joins. I can’t make it so I was gonna handle the stuff my brother doesn’t partake in. Hard to believe that I’m a loser for letting my nephew feel some titties before joining the Corps
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31540 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:31 am to
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Just want to send him off right.


You’re definitely on the right track here. That’ll give him the extra boost of spiritual fortitude and moral resolve he needs to stand strong defending our nation. Hell, make it a tranny bar while you’re at it.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6826 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:33 am to
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Something about being the 35th weirdo, in a night, to feel a whore’s tits

You aren't allowed to grab their tits baw. Have you never been to a strip club
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6433 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:35 am to
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You aren't allowed to grab their tits baw. Have you never been to a strip club


With enough money and/or cocaine you can.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1504 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:35 am to
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Side note. Who tf wanna go get boners with the boys? “Cmon bro let’s go get boners and blue balls together” You’re the creepy uncle for sure

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Shite_kicker



If OP were a creepy uncle he’d be taking his nephew to tigerland. Nothing creepy about a strip club, everyone there knows the rules. If you can’t sit back and enjoy a few beers (and cokes for the nephew) around some naked women without crossing swords that’s your problem.

OP, get your nephew a fake ID or an older sibling/cousins ID. Strip clubs wont be too strict if it’s convincing and he’s with you.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13965 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:35 am to
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go to church every Sunday, tithe, all that good shite.


all that churchy crap, yada, yada, yada - sounds like your heart is truly in it.

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Hard to believe that I’m a loser for letting my nephew feel some titties before joining


Tittle clubs don't work like that.

Please review this video before entering - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU

quote:

Ladies and gentlemen of the G.E.D. class of 1999, I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room. NONE!
Oh, there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room. But you don't want champagne.. you want sex. And there's no sex in the Champagne Room




quote:

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick (That'd be great)
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick


This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 8:39 am
Posted by Sugarbuggies
North Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
240 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:36 am to
Uncle of the year award!!!!!
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29345 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:39 am to
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Loser uncle? Bit harsh baw. I’ve done very well for myself, have a great family, go to church every Sunday, tithe, all that good shite. I just have a bit more fun than my brother.


Wow.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1751 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:41 am to
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OP, get your nephew a fake ID or an older sibling/cousins ID.


Not a bad idea baw!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261684 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:43 am to
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That’s the last thing I would ever want to do with any of my Uncles when I was that age.


Its fricking creepy as hell.

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49867 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:43 am to
Take him after her graduates basic
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6826 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:44 am to
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With enough money and/or cocaine you can.


Hell half of them will let you motorboat em right on stage but trying to grab a handful will have the bouncers there in a heartbeat
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38610 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:44 am to
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Its fricking creepy as hell.


Getting a hard on with my uncle wasn’t on your list of things to do at age 18?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47829 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:46 am to
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As an Uncle and someone who had several Uncles. Find something else you can do together. Day fishing trip, skeet or target shooting, golf, hiking, swamp tour, Saints game, bowl game….. That’s the last thing I would ever want to do with any of my Uncles when I was that age.

We didn’t all grow up in the boonies
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
1273 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 8:47 am to
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You’re the creepy uncle for sure


Well he is claiming to be a Penn St fan. Nuff said.
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