re: I would have zero problem paying an exterminator in this case...

Posted by eatpie

Kentucky

Member since Aug 2018

1149 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 7:53 am to Cell of Awareness

The solution has already been figured out. The new owners have the deed to the house. They simply find a friendly "participant" to legally lease the home from them. This participant then, with lease in hand, goes to the home, walks in (breaking the door if necessary-with owner's permission). Once inside, he calls the police about the "burglar" inside. Police come, sees a valid lease for the participant and none for the squatter. Squatter is told to leave or be arrested for trespassing. Once squatter leaves, house is turned over to owners.

This has been used successfully many times, even in commiefornia.

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens

Birmingham, AL

Member since Nov 2015

42830 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 7:54 am to Cell of Awareness

quote:
an exterminator

Posted by oleheat

Sportsman's Paradise

Member since Mar 2007

13498 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 7:55 am to Cell of Awareness

Time to gather the troops and put an end to this guy's bullshite.

He would leave. Promise.

I don't see how anyone wants to live in a place where the state & local government is so hostile towards them and caters carte blanche to the lawless and the trash. Insanity

Posted by TigerBandTuba

Member since Sep 2006

2546 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 7:56 am to Cell of Awareness

never close on a property that has someone living in it other than the former owner

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg

Member since Sep 2016

26923 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:00 am to Cell of Awareness

There are so many solutions to this that a normal person could implement.

Just start remodeling the house. Let him stay, but have the power and water out, workers all over everyday.

And does he never leave? Give him a dose of his own medicine. Move in and change the locks. Squat on his squat. His only power is possession. Take that away.

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg

Member since Sep 2016

26923 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:03 am to Cell of Awareness

Even giving these squatters the benefit of the doubt, after their claims are proven false, do they ever get charged criminally for breaking and entering, falsifying documents, etc?

Virtually every time, they are eventually evicted. So that would mean they broke in.

Posted by saintsfan1977

West Monroe, from Cajun country

Member since Jun 2010

7780 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:03 am to Cell of Awareness

I'd put his phone in the toilet and drag him out by his hair.

Posted by oleheat

Sportsman's Paradise

Member since Mar 2007

13498 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:04 am to Lonnie Utah

quote:
You get what you vote for...

This is also true. If these people voted for and support the people in power enabling the trashy crooks who are doing this, they helped land themselves into this spot.

But still- there is no excuse for this being tolerated. They tried letting the authorities handle this, and got no help. When the law is on the side of the criminal, a society is on its death bed.

Posted by dcrews

Houston, TX

Member since Feb 2011

30223 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:15 am to sidewalkside

quote:
These POS learn this all from Tik Tok

Calm down boomer

Posted by TomballTiger

Htown

Member since Jan 2007

3783 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:34 am to kywildcatfanone

Except the law is made in the legislative body not by city ordinance here. What's your point? You're a bitch. Poli board little bitch. Go on now

Posted by TC Kidd

Member since Nov 2023

776 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:38 am to TomballTiger

quote:
Except the law is made in the legislative body not by city ordinance here. What's your point? You're a bitch. Poli board little bitch. Go on now

What a mature response, another example of leftist getting triggered when their policies get shoved down their throats. Lol

Posted by HeadSlash

TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE

Member since Aug 2006

49836 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:39 am to Cell of Awareness

Turn that retard loose and let frick up the squatter

Posted by Tomatocantender

Boot

Member since Jun 2021

4793 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 8:43 am to Cell of Awareness

I never understood how squatting usurps the criminal act of trespassing, breaking & entering etc. I'm assuming it's some bullshite Left defense like "right to survive" or some other progressive crap.

Posted by Yewkindewit

Near Birmingham, Alabama

Member since Apr 2012

20086 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:02 am to Cell of Awareness

Have someone rent a room with the squatter, have them physically throw the squatter out, claim the squatter just decided to leave, then move your family in.

Posted by tigerfoot

Alexandria

Member since Sep 2006

56476 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:07 am to TygerTyger

quote:
Here's my non-violent solution to shite like this. (I have a violent one too btw) Go to the nearest bait shop and buy a couple 100 crickets. Let them loose in the house. Those noisy bitches would drive anyone crazy. After he can't take it any longer, fog the house and pay a clean up crew. Modern problems require modern solutions. Hell it's cheap enough so there's nothing to lose really.

except you now have crickets and squatters in your house. They eat out of trash cans and sleep under bridges. You think a cricket is running em out

Posted by St Augustine

The Pauper of the Surf

Member since Mar 2006

64354 posts

Posted on 2/29/24 at 9:08 am to Cell of Awareness

There are few things that get me more irrationally pissed off than seeing people get fricked over by squatters.