re: Property line screen, 25' - 30' long, ~6' - 7' tall. Suggestions?

Thanks for all the suggestions.

There's the a/c unit, a couple of ladders, and a instantaneous water heater that looks like it was plumbed by someone getting paid by the fitting (it's a copper thief's dream.) It's right across from the kitchen window and provides an "ugly" view when the lady of the house is trying to look at the birds. It's a first world problem. I've suggested it would be easier and cheaper if she focused on the birds, but ignoring it is an impossibility.

At one time, there were Japanese Yews there. I don't recall what pissed her off about them, but they got whacked. (They may have been blocking too much sun to her flower bed. I can't remember...) My job is to provide suggestions, agree with her decision, provide a pickup truck, and to tell her she made the best choice and it looks wonderful. She does the digging!