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Fellas of the OT, I come for advice, I may have a problem on my hands.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:39 pm
I think my wife is soon going to drop a bad news bomb on me. Either that or something is very wrong and I don’t know it yet.
It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ. Like, it was her idea and I hadn’t even saved the world or anything.
There is only one conclusion, I have cancer and she knows it, or she wants my mother in law to move in, or something, SOMETHING is up fellas. I’m terrified. I can’t sleep.
It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ. Like, it was her idea and I hadn’t even saved the world or anything.
There is only one conclusion, I have cancer and she knows it, or she wants my mother in law to move in, or something, SOMETHING is up fellas. I’m terrified. I can’t sleep.
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
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I can’t sleep.
Ask for another BJ.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
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completely unprompted and unexplained BJ.
Nah, no big deal. She gives me those too at times.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
Cancel all credit cards, lock down credit.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:40 pm to loopback
She’s trying to pull wool over your eyes while she’s getting pile driven on the side
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:45 pm to loopback
Got to throw a bone to the dog every now and then who pays the bills… Jody must have been busy
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:47 pm to loopback
Did she recently return from a girls trip to the Bahamas?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:48 pm to loopback
But did she milk your prostate with a finger or two? If so, you’re DOA and should move out immediately, like yesterday.
BTW, what’s your address baw?
BTW, what’s your address baw?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:50 pm to loopback
That gave Jody just enough time to run from the closet to the front door. Are you honestly going to tell us you didn’t recognize the Super Duty parked 4 houses down on the street? Follow up question, how did Jody taste?
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:52 pm to loopback
This is bad baw.You gotta get ahead of this before it turns for the worse. frick her dad.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:00 pm to loopback
Sometimes, maybe, a BJ is just a BJ???
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:04 pm to loopback
Does she have a twin sister that just snuck in a BJ on you? If so you may have just hit pay dirt. 
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:06 pm to loopback
Definitely making up for some guilt.
What that guilt is from… is anyone’s guess.
What that guilt is from… is anyone’s guess.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:10 pm to loopback
Talk to all the good lawyers so she can’t use them. Hit the gym. It’s gonna be a wild couple years.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:12 pm to loopback
Does she have a sister?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:24 pm to loopback
When she finished you should have told her she's way late.
Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:14 am to loopback
Does she prepare all your meals? Any drinks?
Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:23 am to loopback
You routinely get a BJ on Father’s Day? WTF. I’ve been married 14 years with 3 kids and that’s never happened.
Posted on 4/23/24 at 1:19 am to loopback
Maybe she's trying to tell you something. Like where's the gd spark. And why haven't you been the one to command said mf BJ. pfffft
Check yourself for low T.
Check yourself for low T.
Posted on 4/23/24 at 5:06 am to loopback
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It not my birthday, nor Father’s Day yet tonight I got a completely unprompted and unexplained BJ.
Going by Hollywood movies this means she cheated on you or she's about to break up with you.
In reality she probably just wanted to spice things up and hopes you reciprocate.
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