Little Debbie Mother’s Day cake review

I stumbled into these while grabbing a fifth of Beam at the grocery earlier. I’m usually down with the patriarchy, but gave in to my belly’s obnoxious rumbling. (It could have been just rejection of my chili dog lunch)

After a healthy dinner of fried catfish on toast with extra Mayo and crystal, I decided to give them a shot. Upon opening, the scent of fresh strawberries erupted from the plastic wrapping. My first bite was intense. It reminded me of my great grandmother’s strawberry cake. The secret ingredient was Sprite.

Would eat again. 6.9/10

Let’s hope they make a blueberry version for Father’s Day.