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re: Denham Springs man arrested on 95 counts of sexual animal abuse

Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124662 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

boosiebadazz


quote:

I’m not gonna tell you how I know but apparently lamb pussy is most similar to human pussy. If you’re ever really hard up, frick a lamb instead of something else. It’ll be the most explainable to your boys if they find out.


Yikes


But not surprised you’d tell us this

Get right with the good lord before it’s too late
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5967 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:30 pm to
just pluck a chicken
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15040 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

I’m not gonna tell you how I know but apparently lamb pussy is most similar to human pussy.

If you’re ever really hard up, frick a lamb instead of something else. It’ll be the most explainable to your boys if they find out.



Damn brother, I don't believe I would have told that
Posted by Ncook
Member since Feb 2019
250 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:39 pm to
2.4 mil bond DAYUM !!!!!

You are safe for quite a while Fido !!!

Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9824 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:52 pm to
My understanding is that he wanted to use a horse.

But it said neigh.
Posted by FMtTXtiger
Member since Oct 2018
3747 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 5:56 pm to
hang em
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28559 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:10 pm to
What’s considered sexual abuse?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
703 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:15 pm to
What constitutes a ‘count’?

1 animal?
1 peanut?
1 rocket thrusters?
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21799 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:19 pm to
Guilty. Death by 1,000,000 cuts and salt poured on cuts
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6432 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:24 pm to
Kill 5 people bond is $200,000... Have sex with animal bond is $2.4 million. It's comical how fricked up our judicial system is when coming up with these numbers!!
This post was edited on 5/2/24 at 9:12 pm
Posted by Saunson69
Member since May 2023
1916 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:31 pm to
Bonds should not be allowed to be set by judges, but a standard system based on charges across everywhere.

Bonds are entirely left up to the judges bias.
This post was edited on 5/2/24 at 6:31 pm
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1670 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:32 pm to
Denham Springs man arrested on 95 counts of sexual animal abuse
________________________________

So he abused a sexual animal? Weird...
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25146 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:33 pm to
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Was it a dog?
Rex wont be showing his face around here anytime soon
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25146 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

boosiebadazz
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29162 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:42 pm to
Idk what's worse: the suspect who did this, or boosiebadazz's train wreck of a post.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35035 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:52 pm to
Beastiality
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3831 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 6:52 pm to
Jason Ard has a spot for him already
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80381 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 7:02 pm to
I dunno, man. If the good lord didn’t want us fricking sheep pussy then he wouldn’t have made it how he did.

At least that’s what I know from an ole boy on a Bogalusa logging crew in the early ‘80s.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
1229 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 7:08 pm to
Dylan 'Stump Broke' Landry
Posted by RadRob
Acadiana
Member since Oct 2021
78 posts
Posted on 5/2/24 at 7:22 pm to
BRUH, How you know the dog didn't identify as a female porn star.


For real though: We living in a clown world.
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