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re: My morning has been a steaming pile of first world problems
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:56 am to Loup
Posted on 5/3/24 at 10:56 am to Loup
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Woke up 10 minutes before my alarm went off.
Stepped in dog shite on my run.
Get back from run and my wife tells me that the clothes dryer isn't getting hot.
Stop at 3 different gas stations on my way to work and all of them were out of 6 mg Zyn.
Whoever made coffee yesterday evening didn't clean the coffee pot out or turn off the burner before leaving.
Preferred bathroom stall had no toilet paper in it.
This morning has been a mess. Usually don't have to work on Friday.
I got sweat in my eyes
Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies.
I fell out a big ol' tree
Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees
I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog
Got a rash on my legs
Dropped a dozen eggs
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