re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

I almost feel bad telling this one, because the girl ended up having some major health problems in middle age and then died from complications of COVID.

When I was in college, I used to hang out on/help run an IRC channel that was mostly folks from/living in Alabama. Met a lot of folks from Auburn and all over the state on it.

Anyways, these two sisters from down south of Selma used to come on the channel and shared the same screen name. One was couple of years younger than me, the other a few years older. Younger one was banging, great curves; older one was about 50 lbs over weight. For whatever reason, the older one took a liking to me, while her sister had a thing for another guy at AU.

They decided to come up to visit. I should have said no, but in my warped mind I am thinking if I can stay in touch and keep them happy maybe I get a chance with the younger sis at some point. They come up, older sis comes to my apartment, we go out and grab a bite to eat and have a few drinks, go to one of the bars in town have a few more drinks, end up back at my place. One thing leads to another...

Ole girl has apparently never given head before, but got her sister to "teach" her on a pickle, and she wants to try it out on me. Who am I to say no. She is doing her thing, not too bad. I'm just buzzed enough I forget to tell her I'm about to be done. Get to that point and she gets a mouthful without warning. Her eyes get about as big as I've ever seen, but she's a trooper, chokes it down. Being in college I'm ready to go again in a few so we do the deed, she stays at my place and they head home the next morning.

We talk for a little while longer but I realize it's never going to happen with the sister so I just kinda ghost them.