re: Do you have a special talent or skill?

I can wiggle my ears. Other than occasionally amusing my grandkids, it's never been an especially useful talent.

I can also break wind pretty much anytime I want. That's been an even less useful talent. It's come in handy at times, though, usually in retaliation against other flatulent persons. Sort of a mutually assured destruction scenario.

I’m the only one in my office that can use Microsoft publisher

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Parallel parking

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I was pretty good at that as well, and because of it I could almost always find a parking spot right behind the dorm when I lived in Pentagon at LSU. I could always get into that last space while everyone else would park down at Kirby Smith to avoid trying to parallel park.

The only real skill I have, though, is tying the absolute UGLIEST flies you've ever seen and still catching trout on them.

I'm the fastest Irish Exit-er West of the Mississippi. Possibly in the entire country. Not only am I quick, I'm stealth. byyyyyyeeee.

I rite wurds guhd

I can whistle pitch perfect just about anything imaginable.

I rarely ever drop anything.

I rarely ever slip especially fall down.

Not sure what to do with that.

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rarely ever drop anything. I rarely ever slip especially fall down.

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aren’t you supposed to not drop things and not fall down?

No matter how or where a kid hits me w a baseball I never flinch. Nuts, shin. Don’t matter.

Mine is weird. Whenever I drop something I can almost always catch it before it hits the ground.

Anybody else have this skill?

I have many, but the one I’m most proud of is my humility.

After a college night of drinking I saw my buddy fart, sneeze, and throw up at the same time on someone’s front steps. That has to count for something. Didn’t know that was a physical possibility.