re: Things a man should know

I can do all of them with two exceptions.

I can't skate and I have no musical talent for an instrument. I do have a vocal range thats rather surprising (from Burl Ives to Coheed and Cambria).


My hope for my son is to impart upon him a willingness to walk among the intellectuals and the laborers. Not only must he be willing to wear both hats, he must possess the absolute certainty that he is, at the very least, the equal of any.


...at the moment we're simply focusing on not shitting his pants.