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For you bald guys in New Iberia who just want to fit in...
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:30 pm
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KLFU Exclusive
Tattoo Parlor in New Iberia Offers "New Iberia Haircut" Tattoos for Balding Baws
NEW IBERIA, LA - In a groundbreaking move that's turning heads and raising eyebrows, a local tattoo parlor in New Iberia has begun offering a unique service tailored specifically for balding men: the "New Iberia Haircut" tattoo. Situated in the heart of Cajun country, "Ink and Bayou" Tattoo Studio has gained notoriety for its inventive approach to body art, but their latest offering has taken the concept of self-expression to a whole new level. "We noticed a demand among our clientele for a permanent solution to the age-old problem of male pattern baldness," explained tattoo artist and studio owner, Jacques Boudreaux, as he carefully etched intricate fades and gaps onto a client's scalp. "So, we came up with the idea of the 'New Iberia Haircut' tattoo – a stylish alternative for baws who want to embrace their baldness with flair."
The process involves meticulously tattooing a realistic new-iberia haircut onto the scalp, creating the illusion of a comb across the forehead and fades on the sides. "It's a game-changer for guys like me who've been struggling with thinning hair for years," exclaimed satisfied customer, Doug "the thug" Moreau, as he admired his new ink in the mirror. "Now, I can rock the 'New Iberia Haircut' with confidence, knowing that my baldness is a badge of honor – and a work of art!"
Despite the unconventional nature of the service, the response from the community has been overwhelmingly positive, with balding men flocking to "Ink and Bayou" Tattoo Studio to undergo their transformation.
"I never thought I'd see the day when baldness became trendy," laughed local resident, Marie-Louise Dupont, as she watched the parade of freshly-inked scalps pass by. "But here in New Iberia, anything is possible – even turning baldness into a fashion statement!"
As word of the "New Iberia Haircut" tattoo continues to spread, it's clear that this innovative concept is more than just a passing fad – it's a testament to the creative spirit and ingenuity of the people of New Iberia.
Reporting from New Iberia, where even the bald can have a good hair day, this is KLFU News, Acadiana's Most Trusted Source of Fake News
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:34 pm to tommy2tone1999
Them getting this tells me that some of the guys in New Iberia are in on the joke if they get it tatted on them
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:34 pm to tommy2tone1999
Hair regrowth and implant technology making great strides - this is a NO GO for me if I'm bald and favour living in that unfortunate region of America.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:38 pm to tommy2tone1999
That's a few years old. It's just now making Facebook.
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?p=110533033&sp=110533033&s=2#110533033
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?p=110533033&sp=110533033&s=2#110533033
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:40 pm to tommy2tone1999
I can’t imagine looking at myself with that “cut” in the mirror and then going out in public. Hard to find a better example of delusional.
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:42 pm to Coach Yo
I would pay money for there to be a TV show about this guy. Like The Truman Show. It'd be highly entertaining
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:42 pm to tommy2tone1999
KLFU?
I’ll be back going to Google
I’ll be back going to Google
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:42 pm to Coach Yo
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I can’t imagine looking at myself with that “cut” in the mirror and then going out in public. Hard to find a better example of delusional.
baw what you talking about? that’s tight yeah!
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:46 pm to tommy2tone1999
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this is KLFU News, Acadiana's Most Trusted Source of Fake News
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:49 pm to Coach Yo
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I can’t imagine looking at myself with that “cut” in the mirror and then going out in public
I think a common denominator is meth
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:56 pm to pussywillows
So satire is no longer allowed here?
Posted on 5/10/24 at 4:56 pm to S
Baw must have saw this and was motivated, because, you know, he was getting ready to go out in Lafayette....
The coolest hair cut around....
The coolest hair cut around....
Posted on 5/10/24 at 5:53 pm to tommy2tone1999
I only work with good people, me.
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