re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life

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Happened to me, but I got a guy who walked into my house around 4 am and crashed on my couch.

I heard someone open the door and looked out the door of my room and saw a random dude walking in. I had no idea what to do, so I just said, "hey... man" and played it cool and shut my door. Then I peaked back out and he was asleep on my sofa.

I went outside and saw he parked in between my house and my neighbors and figured he had the wrong house, so I went to them and asked if he was their friend and they said yes. So they came and got him. When they woke him up off my couch and explained it to him he kept saying, "I could have been shot." He was super drunk. His truck door was open with pee on the concrete and his phone in the console.

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all that and nobody seemed the least bit concerned that he drove home so drunk he didn’t close his truck door and ended up in the wrong house