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Meet the new Severus Snape actor
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to Strannix
Someone cast a dark spell on him.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to Strannix
That ain’t the guy from Die Hard.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to Strannix
Expelliarmus fool!
*Holds wand sideways
Making old English 40 and mad dog potions
*Holds wand sideways
Making old English 40 and mad dog potions
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:30 pm to Strannix
Book description:
Severus Snape is described as a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose, greasy black hair, and cold, black eyes, often portrayed as having an unpleasant demeanor
Sallow definition: Sallow skin refers to a yellowish or grayish discoloration of the skin that makes it appear dull, tired, and unhealthy.
Severus Snape is described as a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose, greasy black hair, and cold, black eyes, often portrayed as having an unpleasant demeanor
Sallow definition: Sallow skin refers to a yellowish or grayish discoloration of the skin that makes it appear dull, tired, and unhealthy.
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:31 pm to Strannix
Snape is supposed to be an ugly, gawky dude. This wouldn't be so bad if he was at all physically right for the part.
And James Potter will be a racist, obviously.
And James Potter will be a racist, obviously.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:34 pm to Strannix
I'm more surprised it doesn't have metal shite in its face and multi colored hair and goes by they /them.
Hollywood is slipping. Just a normal black dude doesn't seem edgy enough these days.
Oh BTW, who cares, Hollywood is a cesspool of satan worship.
Hollywood is slipping. Just a normal black dude doesn't seem edgy enough these days.
Oh BTW, who cares, Hollywood is a cesspool of satan worship.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:35 pm to Strannix
Severus Snape professor of the Dark Arts.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:35 pm to Strannix
Someone should do the inverse in their films.
Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white. Would be hilarious to see Pete Davidson cast as Smokey and Chris Pratt as Craig.
Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white. Would be hilarious to see Pete Davidson cast as Smokey and Chris Pratt as Craig.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:39 pm to blueboy
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Snape is supposed to be an ugly, gawky dude. This wouldn't be so bad if he was at all physically right for the part.
And James Potter will be a racist, obviously
And the viewer will be beaten over the head with some stilted, forced parallel diatribe from Lily to James about how Voldemort/purebloods are racist against mudbloods/muggles but James hates Snape for being black.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:40 pm to turnpiketiger
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Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white.
They made Trailer Park Boys and it is fricking hilarious.
Sample: J Roc scene iykyk
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:41 pm to turnpiketiger
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Chris Pratt as Craig.
Seeing Pratt do the “shut up, bitch” scene would make the whole movie worth it.
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:42 pm to Strannix
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Severus Snape
What is this?
Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:42 pm to Strannix
Well at least we know to avoid the show.
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