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Meet the new Severus Snape actor

Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:27 pm


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Posted by RonFNSwanson
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:28 pm to
Nose too big
Posted by notiger1997
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:28 pm to
Cool
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to
Someone cast a dark spell on him.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to
That ain’t the guy from Die Hard.
Posted by BoogaBear
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:29 pm to
Expelliarmus fool!

*Holds wand sideways

Making old English 40 and mad dog potions
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:30 pm to
The wokeness continues
Posted by KosmoCramer
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:30 pm to
Book description:

Severus Snape is described as a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose, greasy black hair, and cold, black eyes, often portrayed as having an unpleasant demeanor



Sallow definition: Sallow skin refers to a yellowish or grayish discoloration of the skin that makes it appear dull, tired, and unhealthy.
This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:31 pm to
Snape is supposed to be an ugly, gawky dude. This wouldn't be so bad if he was at all physically right for the part.

And James Potter will be a racist, obviously.
Posted by Snipe
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:34 pm to
I'm more surprised it doesn't have metal shite in its face and multi colored hair and goes by they /them.

Hollywood is slipping. Just a normal black dude doesn't seem edgy enough these days.

Oh BTW, who cares, Hollywood is a cesspool of satan worship.
Posted by lsuguy84
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Posted by waiting4saturday
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:34 pm to
Netflix?
Posted by GoRuckTiger
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:35 pm to
Severus Snape professor of the Dark Arts.
Posted by turnpiketiger
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:35 pm to
Someone should do the inverse in their films.

Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white. Would be hilarious to see Pete Davidson cast as Smokey and Chris Pratt as Craig.
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Snape is supposed to be an ugly, gawky dude. This wouldn't be so bad if he was at all physically right for the part.

And James Potter will be a racist, obviously


And the viewer will be beaten over the head with some stilted, forced parallel diatribe from Lily to James about how Voldemort/purebloods are racist against mudbloods/muggles but James hates Snape for being black.
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Like remake boyz n the hood or Friday but make the main characters white.


They made Trailer Park Boys and it is fricking hilarious.

Sample: J Roc scene iykyk

This post was edited on 4/15/25 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Dadren
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:41 pm to
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Chris Pratt as Craig.

Seeing Pratt do the “shut up, bitch” scene would make the whole movie worth it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:42 pm to
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Severus Snape

What is this?
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
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Well at least we know to avoid the show.
Posted by CR4090
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Posted on 4/15/25 at 2:43 pm to
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