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Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:20 pm to Jax-Tiger
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The man was a comic genius
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:22 pm to Jax-Tiger
I had a blind date one night. The lady walks in the place I said, are you Louise? She said, are you Rodney? I said, yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
Proctologist, they start at the bottom and they stay there.
Proctologist, they start at the bottom and they stay there.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:22 pm to Jax-Tiger
"My daughter was voted Most Likely To Conceive."
My son is in College, majoring in fricking Up..."
"I see this guy jogging down my street at 2 am so I pull over and ask, 'what's wrong with you?' 'He says, YOU CAME HOME.' "
"My wife put a mirror on the ceiling of our bedroom...she said she likes to see herself laugh..."
My son is in College, majoring in fricking Up..."
"I see this guy jogging down my street at 2 am so I pull over and ask, 'what's wrong with you?' 'He says, YOU CAME HOME.' "
"My wife put a mirror on the ceiling of our bedroom...she said she likes to see herself laugh..."
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:23 pm to Cincinnati Bowtie
And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:25 pm to Plan 9
I told my Doctor, Dr. Vinnje Boombatz, I said Dr. I broke my arm in two places. He said, "don't go to them places no more". :)
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:29 pm to OKTiger83
I told my doctor I think my wife has V.D. he gave himself a shot of penicillin
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:38 pm to Jax-Tiger
This girl I was seeing called me up and said "Come over, no one is at home".
I went over and there was no one at home.
I went over and there was no one at home.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:50 pm to Jax-Tiger
My favorite Dangerfield quote/story is when Norm McDonald was on Howard Stern and Howard asks him about a crazy Rodney story. Bob Saget told this story to Norm. Rodney Dangerfield crazy stories
Rodney just got of the hospital for a serious brain/heart surgery and was spotted at the comedy store by Bob Saget. Saget is concerned about his health and asks Rodney how's he doing? I'll let Norm tell the rest.
Rodney just got of the hospital for a serious brain/heart surgery and was spotted at the comedy store by Bob Saget. Saget is concerned about his health and asks Rodney how's he doing? I'll let Norm tell the rest.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:55 pm to Jax-Tiger
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 6:58 pm to Jax-Tiger
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 7:44 pm to Jax-Tiger
Posted on 5/11/17 at 7:53 pm to Jax-Tiger
“Whoa, this guy’s got more bread than a prison meatloaf. He’s rich I tell you! I never seen a place with a walk in mailbox. Hey, who’m I talking to?”
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:06 pm to Jax-Tiger
" I jumped into a cab the other day and told the cabdriver to take me where the pussy is. He drove me to my house"
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to TigerBR1111
"My wife is so fat, that every time she puts on her high heels, she strikes oil."
..I tell ya,
..I tell ya,
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:22 pm to Jax-Tiger
"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way??"
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:35 pm to Jax-Tiger
"Hey everybody, we're gonna get laid!"
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:40 pm to Zap Rowsdower
My wife tells me she ran into a tree with the car. Was't her fault she blew the horn.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:43 pm to Jax-Tiger
I was headed down my street and I saw a guy running down the road naked. I said what the hell you doing running down the street naked. He said cause you came home early!
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:58 pm to LG2BAMA
Take it easy, honey! I didn't see a thing. You're perfect.
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