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If There's an Apple in your Hedgerow.....
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:37 am
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:37 am
.... don't be alarmed now...
WTF is there an apple in my hedges?
Culdesac lot in back of subdivision, hedges are 40 ft off the street. It's in the back of the hedge (pic taken through window), not the front. The apple still has the store label on it, only 1 worm hole, and is otherwise still firm. This is a relatively new apple. I only discovered it trimming the hedges this morning.
WTF is there an apple in my hedges?
Culdesac lot in back of subdivision, hedges are 40 ft off the street. It's in the back of the hedge (pic taken through window), not the front. The apple still has the store label on it, only 1 worm hole, and is otherwise still firm. This is a relatively new apple. I only discovered it trimming the hedges this morning.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:39 am to deeprig9
Bustle. If there’s a bustle
Apparently this is a bustle.
If I find one of these in my hedgerow I am getting laid
Apparently this is a bustle.
If I find one of these in my hedgerow I am getting laid
This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 10:41 am
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:40 am to RebelOP
I felt just like that gif when I saw it. I touched it to examine it, make sure my mind wasn't playing tricks on me, and left it there.... might be some weird voodoo shite if I frick with that apple.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:40 am to deeprig9
You never heard of hedgeapples baw?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:41 am to fr33manator
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Bustle. If there’s a bustle
Right, I get it.... but I substituted "apple" see... so it's like the song lyrics, but I used Apple, because it's actually bustle see....
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:42 am to deeprig9
quote:
I felt just like that gif when I saw it. I touched it to examine it, make sure my mind wasn't playing tricks on me, and left it there.... might be some weird voodoo shite if I frick with that apple.
Are you fricking retarded? A member of the landscape crew was going to eat it but saw a hole an tossed it in the hedges.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:43 am to deeprig9
I think a teacher might be banging your wife.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:43 am to mikelbr
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Are you fricking retarded? A member of the landscape crew was going to eat it but saw a hole an tossed it in the hedges.
Nobody on my culdesac has a landscaper.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:43 am to deeprig9
This is pretty standard gang practice. Might be MS-13? I'd check under vehicle for explosives/ cut breaks.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:44 am to deeprig9
It's an apple. You act like you found an alien hiding in the bushes.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:52 am to deeprig9
the other day a lady on Facebook posted that sex rings are marking butt raping victims with apples in their hedges.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:54 am to maxxrajun70
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sign of the devil baw
fr33manator already missed his chance.
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Then the next person says "There are two paths you can go by" and so forth.
Millenials fricking up my thread.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:57 am to deeprig9
Somebody threw an apple for whatever reason and it happened to land in your bushes.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:30 am to deeprig9
Lock your doors and windows! Install security cameras and motion sensors!
You're about to get landscaped!
You're about to get landscaped!
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:39 am to deeprig9
Some could say marking a house for easy break in.
Could just be an apple in the hedges.
Could just be an apple in the hedges.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:48 am to deeprig9
Mystery solved.
It was my wife's apple.
We were going out of town for a week recently and she was getting rid of anything perishable, and on the way out the door, I was already in the car waiting for her, she saw an apple on the counter and grabbed it and tossed it in the shrub because women have snakes in their head.
The real explanation is even weirder than what I was imagining.
It was my wife's apple.
We were going out of town for a week recently and she was getting rid of anything perishable, and on the way out the door, I was already in the car waiting for her, she saw an apple on the counter and grabbed it and tossed it in the shrub because women have snakes in their head.
The real explanation is even weirder than what I was imagining.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:55 am to deeprig9
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she saw an apple on the counter and grabbed it and tossed it in the shrub because women have snakes in their head.
Her head was humming and it won't go.
In case you don't know.
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