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re: Masked home intruder forced couple to perform sex acts

Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:01 pm to
The map said Anniston, but the guy with the gun said Hoover.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4569 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:01 pm to
I need to see the couple to decide if this intruder should be charged.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
19164 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

I’m thinking the husband might’ve hired this guy.


My money is on the wife. Peg Bundy type.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
50209 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

My money is on the wife. Peg Bundy type

Peg would have gotten it back in the day. Christina too
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:04 pm to
And Marcy?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
50209 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

And Marcy?

Let's not get carried away here.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
16179 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Well you're pointing a gun at me and could kill me at any second, but sure I can get it up.


fricker just better shoot me now because no way in hell I'm going to get a hard-on to have sex with a gun pointed at me.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35780 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Peg would have gotten it back in the day.
Peg could still get it.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
37402 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:06 pm to
Found a new way to get my wife to have sex with me
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
12081 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Giving some ideas to the desperate husbands


Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:09 pm to
Who’s the masked intruder?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
13996 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Peg would have gotten it back in the day. Christina too ?



Yep. Even as a younger guy (I'm 32 now) watching the reruns in my prime Peg Bundy would've gotten it. Christina Applegate was on another level though, and she's still pretty hot.

Back to the OP...

I'm thinking about going down to the local strip club and hiring a stripper to "break in" as a scantily-clad intruder that makes me and the fiancee perform sex acts on each other. Hopefully she doesn't recognize my gun in the stripper's hand.
This post was edited on 11/25/19 at 8:12 pm
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:13 pm to
Lol
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
50209 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Peg could still get it.

Sons of Anarchy? Yeah, I still would if I'm being honest. She has to be 60 now huh?
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Well you're pointing a gun at me and could kill me at any second, but sure I can get it up.

No shame in a fear boner, my man
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35780 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:21 pm to
quote:


Sons of Anarchy?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8503 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:22 pm to
If they were married, the husband definitely hired him.
Posted by LSUgrad08112
Member since May 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:35 pm to
I can hear that gif
Posted by guttata
prairieville
Member since Feb 2006
22525 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:46 pm to
Sounds fishy
This post was edited on 11/25/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Mor Miles
Member since Apr 2017
436 posts
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

fricker just better shoot me now because no way in hell I'm going to get a hard-on to have sex with a gun pointed at me.


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