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re: Gambling. No lose strategy.

Posted on 5/21/21 at 9:50 am to
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 9:50 am to
My brother used to like playing craps before he went cold turkey on gambling. I used to hang out and watch till he got on a roll. I would shadow his bets till he crapped out. Pull my chips after that. Worked every time.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 10:04 am to
Buy the casino.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4928 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 10:55 am to
Yes there is

That's why everybody is doing it and Las Vegas is going bankrupt
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 10:46 am to
Thanks for the bump
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6673 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 10:50 am to
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Gambling. No lose strategy


gam·ble
/'gamb?l/
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verb
gerund or present participle: gambling
1. play games of chance for money; bet.
"she was fond of gambling on cards and horses"

2. take risky action in the hope of a desired result.
"the British could only gamble that something would turn up"

By definition, gambling always involves risk

Arbitrage may be the answer you are seeking
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2098 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 10:52 am to
You have better odds just becoming a day trader. Bet on the casinos themselves.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4568 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 10:53 am to
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Is there a strategy where you can stay in a casino for weeks at a time playing cards or slots & actually make money?
Go do dealer school and get a job there.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11410 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:07 am to
No lose? No. You can play a passline only bet on craps and last a long time tho.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9974 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:13 am to
get a job as a dealer.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6568 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:15 am to
Bet Bama, don't even worry about the spread, put it on Bama.. At the end of the year you'll be up.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4859 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:17 am to
Vegas was paved in gold by people that think like you.
Posted by zainebrealm
Member since Jun 2022
2 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:14 pm to
You have to make your own startegy.l There is no general strategy. the only step is to think intelligently.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
44608 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:19 pm to
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There is a way, but you have to have a large bankroll, and the casino will likely kick you out. It’s doubling your initial bet until you hit then starting the process over. But casinos kick people out who they see doing this


This is what dana white does until he hits a few hundred thousand then he leaves. He has been kicked out of pretty much every casino in vegas
This post was edited on 6/10/22 at 7:20 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9723 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:21 pm to
You gotta know when to hold 'em
know when to fold 'em
know when to walk away
and know when to run
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 6/10/22 at 7:23 pm to
<50% chance!

Always a bad bet
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
21428 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 8:14 am to
quote:

No lose strategy.

Don’t gamble
Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
6495 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 8:16 am to
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2. The fewer decks the better. Fewer cards means the count will be more sensitive to change, which is what you want. Ideally, the count should go back and forth from positive to negative with every hand. Avoid large shoes and never play continuous shuffle machines.

3. 3/2 Blackjack is a must along with other standard rules.


The problem is that it's pretty darn hard to find these things anymore. There are a few casinos that have them, but they're generally not super nice. Like in Vegas, El Cortez has great BJ rules, but if you're following these strategies and winning a ton, you'll get walked pretty quickly.

You're right that counting isn't that hard if you have any mind for math. I find that at most games it's just not worth it because of the continuous shuffle machines and it's just hard to find a table with good rules.

My dad and his friends counted a lot 30-40 years ago. He sat around the house and practiced with a deck of cards while watching TV. You have to not really be able to think about it.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
432525 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 8:22 am to
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Is there a strategy where you can stay in a casino for weeks at a time playing cards or slots & actually make money?

Yes. Learn poker and table select/bumhunt like a motherfricker with a big bankroll.

Table games? Literally impossible.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25620 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Is there a strategy where you can stay in a casino for weeks at a time playing cards or slots & actually make money?


Absolutely. Be the dealer.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
51092 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 8:46 am to
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Is there a strategy where you can stay in a casino for weeks at a time playing cards or slots & actually make money?


Own the casino. The house always wins.
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