Can someone hook me up with a good dirty vodka martini recipe?

I prefer a gin martini. If you want vodka, do this:

Beluga Vodka
Dolin Dry Vermouth (don’t use sweet in a martini)
Orange bitters
Olive brine

Pour 2¼ oz. vodka, 2 dashes orange bitters, 1/4 Oz (or less) olive brine, and ¾ oz. vermouth into a cocktail shaker.
Fill the shaker with ice and seal. Shake hard for 20 seconds. Yeah, you’re shaking this one. Trust me. Strain into a Martini glass.


I think the only appropriate garnish is three olives on a pick.

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You can’t have that user name and ask that question.

Also, Google is your friend. You can’t frick up a dirty martini.

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You can’t frick up a dirty martini.

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There’s such a thing as too dirty

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You can’t frick up a dirty martini.

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Absolutely not true.

This sounds like a good ratio.

I been doing 3 parts vodka
1 part olive juice
1 muddled olive
1/4 part vermouth

It’s good but not quite like the one at Ruth Chris that I love so much

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substitute a London dry gin for the vodka

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No shite but did you read the subject where the OP specifically said vodka??

This ones legit

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Yes, but there’s no such thing as a vodka martini

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Oh, frick off

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You can’t frick up a dirty martini.

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My daughter, that is way to young to make a dirty martini, decided to make me one night after I had plenty to drink. It was about 80% olive juice. I would say that you CAN frick up a dirty martini...

So the drink
“Dirty VODKA martini” doesn’t exist?

I’m aware an original dirty martini is made with gin