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Dave Portnoy gives Schlittz & Giggles pizza very low score
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:37 pm
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For all the pizza lovers out there, this is probably the least shocking thing ever. Everyone has a type of pizza they like, but I think it's widely agreed upon that the pizza in Baton Rouge sucks. I just wish one pizza guy from the northeast realized he could open a place down here and just dominate the pizza scene.
Update: City Slice got a 6.2
For all the pizza lovers out there, this is probably the least shocking thing ever. Everyone has a type of pizza they like, but I think it's widely agreed upon that the pizza in Baton Rouge sucks. I just wish one pizza guy from the northeast realized he could open a place down here and just dominate the pizza scene.
Update: City Slice got a 6.2
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 9:57 pm
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:47 pm to reauxl tigers
Pretty funny, considering he gave Red Zeppelin a great score, and they use frozen pizza crust.
Schlitz is my favorite. Lots of good memories associated and the taste is great. A tiny bit greasy, but it's not overwhelming. Rocca probably the best pizza in terms of quality, but Portnoy likes pizza that looks like it was made with the armpit sweat of an Italian grandfather.
Schlitz is my favorite. Lots of good memories associated and the taste is great. A tiny bit greasy, but it's not overwhelming. Rocca probably the best pizza in terms of quality, but Portnoy likes pizza that looks like it was made with the armpit sweat of an Italian grandfather.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:49 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
terrible take.
Don't generally like Portnoy , but he isn't wrong on this review.
Don't generally like Portnoy , but he isn't wrong on this review.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:51 pm to reauxl tigers
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:51 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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Schlitz is my favorite
That crust looked not great
Nola faired well while he was down there.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:52 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
Schlitz pizza absolutely blows
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:54 pm to Long Ball Larry
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he isn't wrong on this review
Idiotic response.
There was no review. Are you his husband?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:57 pm to reauxl tigers
He's correct
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:58 pm to reauxl tigers
Honestly surprised it got a 4.2. Should be much lower.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 7:58 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
quote:
Schlitz is my favorite. Lots of good memories associated
Yeah. Your opinion on pizza seems legit.
Definitely trust your opinion of pizza over a guy who travels the country/world doing nothing but pizza reviews.
Hope you arent being serious.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:04 pm to Long Ball Larry
I never said Schlitz was amazing. I enjoy it. I know the local sentiment about it.
I think it's hilarious that people agree Dave gives a better score to a pizza that is already prefrozen.
Guy goes all around the world doing a shite job on a regular basis doesn't make him anything other than really good at doing a shite job. He is far from infallible.
I think it's hilarious that people agree Dave gives a better score to a pizza that is already prefrozen.
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Definitely trust your opinion of pizza over a guy who travels the country/world doing nothing but pizza reviews.
Guy goes all around the world doing a shite job on a regular basis doesn't make him anything other than really good at doing a shite job. He is far from infallible.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:05 pm to reauxl tigers
Schlitz Pizza is a snack/meal for when you are drunk and nothing more. And that’s fine.
It’s not like they charge ten bucks for a slice.
It’s not like they charge ten bucks for a slice.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:08 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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Schlitz is my favorite
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Idiotic response
Checks out.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:11 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
where was this made into a red zeppelin vs schlitz review ? Other than in your mind of course.
Its ok to admit when you are wrong. Unless you are always right.
I used to eat at Schlitz downtown and enjoyed it, but cmon man… its far from world class pizza. Get a grip.
Its ok to admit when you are wrong. Unless you are always right.
I used to eat at Schlitz downtown and enjoyed it, but cmon man… its far from world class pizza. Get a grip.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:13 pm to Long Ball Larry
My point is that there should be no reason to listen to a guy who "reviews pizzas" when he gives a half frozen pizza the light of day.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:14 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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BilbeauTBaggins
someone got their feelings hurt....
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:21 pm to reauxl tigers
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I just wish one pizza guy from the northeast realized he could open a place down here and just dominate the pizza scene.
Some guy named Barry from New York City came down here and did just that. Can’t remember the name of the place but it was on Jefferson Highway close to Essen Lane. He ended up on Restaurant Rescue or one of those shows. Didn’t last more than a year or two.
Edit:
The name of the restaurant was Mama Della’s and the show it was featured on was Restaurant Impossible
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:24 pm to BilbeauTBaggins
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when he gives a half frozen pizza the light of day.
I wouldn't call a sub 7.0 score the "light of day". I mean that's right there with 380 other ordinary pizza's that he's scored in the 6's.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:24 pm to reauxl tigers
That pizza looked disgusting
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:36 pm to TigerBR1111
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Some guy named Barry from New York City came down here and did just that. Can’t remember the name of the place but it was on Jefferson Highway close to Essen Lane. He ended up on Restaurant Rescue or one of those shows. Didn’t last more than a year or two.
Edit:
The name of the restaurant was Mama Della’s and the show it was featured on was Restaurant Impossible
That guys problem wasn't his pizza, his problem was he had no idea how to treat employees and customers. I went to his place multiple times because the pizza was good, but every time I was there he either got into a yelling match with employees or with customers. Dude would get flat out upset if you wanted to customize a pizza.
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