I once noticed my kid's extremely large...extremely expensive corn dog from the fair hit the ground. I 5 second'ish (I really don't know how long it was there) ruled it and ate it. Pulled the grass off. Wife about threw up. Thinking about it now, I kind of am too. This was last weekend. So 5 day old pizza from the fridge? Grow a pair and get back when you put a corn dog off the ground from the LP fair and eat it. I probably have inbredism and will lose my front teeth but I'll be damn if I was about to lose out on a $10 corndog. I'm a cheap bastard.

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Posted by Irregardless

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Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:52 pm to tduecen

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned that eating two day old pizza gives them explosive diarrhea.

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Posted by weadjust

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Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:18 pm to BottomlandBrew

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If it's still in the box it's going to be dry as hell.

Pro tip. Dribble some water from the facet on pizza slice. Shake off excess and reheat in oven

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Posted by ladygoodman

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Posted on 10/11/22 at 10:25 pm to Treacherous Cretin

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You should be more cautious with ludes.

He traded me for a case of Heineken. I deserved those ludes.

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Posted by Mo Jeaux

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Posted on 10/12/22 at 7:17 am to weadjust

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Pro tip. Dribble some water from the facet on pizza slice. Shake off excess and reheat in oven

The oven will just dry it out more. The correct way to reheat pizza, if one were to be so inclined, and I can't imagine why one would be, is to heat it in a pan on the stovetop.

While heating, sprinkle water into the pan and cover the pan. This simultaneously crisps the bottom and steams/melts the cheese on top.

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