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I've accidentally eaten a bay leaf
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:20 pm
ive always heard not to eat them and have even told guests not to eat the bay leaf in my cooking.
Yet, I'm afraid I've eaten one. Will I die or get terminally ill? Should I attempt to kill any side effect with alcohol?
Yet, I'm afraid I've eaten one. Will I die or get terminally ill? Should I attempt to kill any side effect with alcohol?
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Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:21 pm to Klark Kent
Are your affairs in order? I am need of a nice waffle iron if you have no next of kin.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:21 pm to tigerfoot
No waffle iron. How about a George Forman?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:22 pm to Klark Kent
Another dumb old wives tale that way too many people believe. Actually had people get upset because I didn't get all of then out of a gumbo.
I almost took their gumbo away at a tailgate
I almost took their gumbo away at a tailgate
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:26 pm to Klark Kent
shite's like kryptonite, Clark. You're toast.
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:26 pm to Klark Kent
You'll need copious amounts of brown liquor and toilet paper
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:28 pm to LSUEnvy
Well if I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go drunk off bourbon.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:29 pm to Klark Kent
If you're not sure what is going to happen to you then why do you tell people not to eat them?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:29 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
How about a George Forman
No need.
But seriously, how did you ingest a freaking leaf?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:31 pm to tigerfoot
Made just 2 portions of pastalaya, just a quick and dirty version. Put in one bay leaf at beginning.
Ate one portion just now.
Thought about it.
Dugg thru 2nd portion, not there.
Ate one portion just now.
Thought about it.
Dugg thru 2nd portion, not there.
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:44 pm to Klark Kent
Smoke some cigarettes. It will kill the poison.
Eta: try vomitting them up first
Eta: try vomitting them up first
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 9:48 pm to tetu
the stress was too much. I've already had 3 drinks and two cigs.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 10:40 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
29189 posts
Can I have your post count when you die?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 10:48 pm to Klark Kent
still haven't figured out how you ate a bayleaf? 
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:00 pm to Klark Kent
prepare your anus
Posted on 6/12/12 at 12:01 am to Klark Kent
Why would you cook with something you're not supposed to eat? 
Posted on 6/12/12 at 12:10 am to Klark Kent
You're Klark Kent! Your other self will kick in and you'll be fine.
All kidding aside, you'll be fine. Bay leaves have sharp edges that can cut little the sensitive stomach lining of little kids and they also don't wilt.
But you'll be fine.
All kidding aside, you'll be fine. Bay leaves have sharp edges that can cut little the sensitive stomach lining of little kids and they also don't wilt.
But you'll be fine.
Posted on 6/12/12 at 5:23 am to Klark Kent
You will be dumping blood for a few days, as it will slice your intestines like a serrated knife.
Posted on 6/12/12 at 8:55 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Why would you cook with something you're not supposed to eat?
Sound logic. You're not supposed to eat raw chicken so why cook with raw chicken?
Posted on 6/12/12 at 9:57 am to tetu
quote:
Smoke some cigarettes. It will kill the poison
hahaha, thanks Mac
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