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Morton's Steakhouse - dress code

Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:25 pm
Posted by geaux1tigers1
Member since Jun 2010
84 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:25 pm
Anyone know the dress code at Morton's?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77217 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:46 pm to
3 piece Armani suit
Posted by 3rdRowTailgater
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2006
18793 posts
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:48 pm to
Slacks and button down is fine.
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 10:49 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39457 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 5:57 am to
Very similar to any other prime steakhouse. Slacks and a button down will put you in the majority, jeans and a polo will put you in the minority.
This post was edited on 10/25/12 at 5:58 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49180 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 6:19 am to
Do people really don't know how to dress? I believe if you don't know you should stay home.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30110 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 7:36 am to
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Do people really don't know how to dress? I believe if you don't know you should stay home.


It's a good thing you are a NOLA diner. You'd have a fit seeing how people dress here in higher end restaurants.

This is casual city.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 7:57 am to
Actually went to the one in Santa Clara in jeans. Went there to visit a vendor and they took us to dinner. Had no idea this was going to happen so, I didn't bring any other clothes. I was NOT the only one in jeans. Seems less people get dressed up for dinner these days.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49180 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:35 am to
Oh I see it everywhere. It's a shame but that's the society we live in. Slobs.

But my point is are we so dumb that we can't figure this out? We need people to dress us?

It's a nice restaurant. Dress nice. If that means jeans so be it. Tuck your shirt in, make sure they are clean jeans, take the fricking hat off, brush your hair and act like you have eaten out before.

You don't have to be laid off from NASA to figure this out. You have khakis and a nice shirt? Put it on.

I just don't do well with stupid.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:44 am to
quote:

I just don't do well with stupid.


Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30110 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:46 am to
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brush your hair


This is going too damn far.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:59 am to
quote:

This is going too damn far.

yeah, i got a problem with that one too..
my hair is fairly windblown when i get somewhere, the air condition went out in the Pinto in 82..
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49180 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 10:10 am to
Ok given at times of my life I've had some strange wigs, I'll forego the hair requirement however change that to brush your teeth or for that matter tooth, store bought or not.

And I'd rather choke on a liberal use of High Karate rather than smell your BO. Go to the bathroom, put the quarter in and get a squirt. For all of us.

Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 10:48 am to
quote:

'll forego the hair requirement
i was funnin' you on that one. i've got a little trick i do before i go in.. squirt a dab of brylcreem and a shot of vitallis in palm of hand, rub together and run through hair.
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use of High Karate
I never was a Hai Karate man, but i usually just wipe my hands with the leftover brylcreem/vitallis under my arms.

Has it really gone up to 2 bits a squirt?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18823 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 11:57 am to
so, shorts is a no go?
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/25/12 at 12:03 pm to
Would def be looked at funny, if they let u in?
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