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Morton's Steakhouse - dress code
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:25 pm
Anyone know the dress code at Morton's?
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:46 pm to geaux1tigers1
3 piece Armani suit
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:48 pm to geaux1tigers1
Slacks and button down is fine.
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 10/25/12 at 5:57 am to geaux1tigers1
Very similar to any other prime steakhouse. Slacks and a button down will put you in the majority, jeans and a polo will put you in the minority.
This post was edited on 10/25/12 at 5:58 am
Posted on 10/25/12 at 6:19 am to Will Cover
Do people really don't know how to dress? I believe if you don't know you should stay home.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 7:36 am to Martini
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Do people really don't know how to dress? I believe if you don't know you should stay home.
It's a good thing you are a NOLA diner. You'd have a fit seeing how people dress here in higher end restaurants.
This is casual city.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 7:57 am to Tigertown in ATL
Actually went to the one in Santa Clara in jeans. Went there to visit a vendor and they took us to dinner. Had no idea this was going to happen so, I didn't bring any other clothes. I was NOT the only one in jeans. Seems less people get dressed up for dinner these days.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:35 am to Tigertown in ATL
Oh I see it everywhere. It's a shame but that's the society we live in. Slobs.
But my point is are we so dumb that we can't figure this out? We need people to dress us?
It's a nice restaurant. Dress nice. If that means jeans so be it. Tuck your shirt in, make sure they are clean jeans, take the fricking hat off, brush your hair and act like you have eaten out before.
You don't have to be laid off from NASA to figure this out. You have khakis and a nice shirt? Put it on.
I just don't do well with stupid.
But my point is are we so dumb that we can't figure this out? We need people to dress us?
It's a nice restaurant. Dress nice. If that means jeans so be it. Tuck your shirt in, make sure they are clean jeans, take the fricking hat off, brush your hair and act like you have eaten out before.
You don't have to be laid off from NASA to figure this out. You have khakis and a nice shirt? Put it on.
I just don't do well with stupid.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:44 am to Martini
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I just don't do well with stupid.

Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:46 am to Martini
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brush your hair
This is going too damn far.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:59 am to Tigertown in ATL
quote:yeah, i got a problem with that one too..
This is going too damn far.
my hair is fairly windblown when i get somewhere, the air condition went out in the Pinto in 82..
Posted on 10/25/12 at 10:10 am to Ole Geauxt
Ok given at times of my life I've had some strange wigs, I'll forego the hair requirement however change that to brush your teeth or for that matter tooth, store bought or not.
And I'd rather choke on a liberal use of High Karate rather than smell your BO. Go to the bathroom, put the quarter in and get a squirt. For all of us.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.
And I'd rather choke on a liberal use of High Karate rather than smell your BO. Go to the bathroom, put the quarter in and get a squirt. For all of us.
Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 10:48 am to Martini
quote:i was funnin' you on that one. i've got a little trick i do before i go in.. squirt a dab of brylcreem and a shot of vitallis in palm of hand, rub together and run through hair.
'll forego the hair requirement
quote:I never was a Hai Karate man, but i usually just wipe my hands with the leftover brylcreem/vitallis under my arms.
use of High Karate
Has it really gone up to 2 bits a squirt?
Posted on 10/25/12 at 12:03 pm to Crawdaddy
Would def be looked at funny, if they let u in?
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