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Share your colonoscopy prep diet
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:29 pm
The misery starts tomorrow with the clear liquid diet for 24 hours. Got my broth, apple juice, and Gatorade ready. Just happy I can still have my morning coffee
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:30 pm to tigamike
Make sure the doctor pulls out
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:45 pm to tigamike
Only thing I can give you is well wishes and god speed. That clear 10W30 they make you drink is disgusting.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:47 pm to ELLSSUU
That part is actually easy now. You now have an option for a pill form if you don’t want the cocktail!
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:49 pm to tigamike
Either a gumbo or chili about 6 hours prior. Give’em a good surprise when they’re up the poop shoot.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:49 pm to tigamike
The worst part is the first 12 hours. After that I wasn't very hungry. The nice part is that they give you a soothing drug cocktail IV and you wake up and have someone drive you home.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 7:07 pm to tigamike
Two packages of lemon jello and 12 gallons of Go Lightly, consumed a half gallon at a time. I think that was accurate. After prep, colonoscopy was a breeze. Second one I have had. I plan on being dead before the next one. Na Na NaNa Na Na!
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:00 pm to MeridianDog
A clear flavored snoball and mix a pack of crystal light lemonade in the suprep for a better flavor.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:08 pm to tigamike
24 hour prep? Your doctor sucks. I only prep from 5:30 in the evening till I fall asleep.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:34 pm to tigamike
I had a good steak dinner night before... might as well eat something good if it’s all coming out anyway
Posted on 4/28/21 at 8:36 pm to tigamike
I have been on NPO and clear liquid diets for weeks at a time, not for prep but for other conditions. In the hospital they had lemon Italian Ice, at home I got lemon and watermelon Italian ice, probably the only thing that saved me. I would get broth from chicken noodle soup, the broth in the hospital is disgusting, and if you have ever seen it before they "cook" it is a fricking gel/goop solution.
Posted on 4/28/21 at 9:14 pm to tigamike
Gatorade packets and tiny orange pills.
Then arse Olympics
Then arse Olympics
Posted on 4/28/21 at 9:17 pm to tigamike
The misery is offset by the biggest, most satisfying farts you will ever experience.
Edit: AFTER the colonoscopy. Before, those are not farts.
Edit: AFTER the colonoscopy. Before, those are not farts.
This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 4/29/21 at 2:59 am to MeridianDog
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Second one I have had. I plan on being dead before the next one.
I'm now 68 and had my 2nd one in 2019 around this time and don't plan on another in my lifetime either. Both times they eliminated a few polyps and the last time they wanted me to come back in the spring of 2020 for a follow-up and I told them to go pound sand.
Posted on 4/29/21 at 8:42 am to tigamike
1/2 a bottle of bourbon the night before. shite in the jar and dropped it off at the UPS store.
Posted on 4/29/21 at 9:14 am to tigamike
Jello of approved colors (I think red and purple are banned) is good. You can chew on it and have some semblance of eating, and you get a little "solid" food in your stomach.
You can sip some chicken broth too if you want hot food. Better than Bullion is good.
You can sip some chicken broth too if you want hot food. Better than Bullion is good.
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