Why is uncured pepperoni a real thing?

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souped up frozen pizza

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I had buyers remorse after that

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And explosive diarrhea.

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rozen pizza

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tends to bring about

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buyers remorse

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You bought the pizza version of gas station sushi. Uncured or not you had a 50/50 chance of explosive diarrhea anyway.

It was souped up frozen pizza. And keep my arse bowels out yo mouth.

How do you know it's the lack of curing that's the issue, instead of it just being shite pepperoni?

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That should be where your outrage is. You paid more for a frozen pizza than you could buy from some pizza places

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Yeah...all of that high-quality, "fresh never frozen" pizza available out there < $9

Uncured pepperoni is a real great thing IMO when the butcher knows what he's doing.
In Cincinnati Ohio there's an Italian Butcher shop and the butcher makes his own pepperoni. It is one of the finest sausages I've ever eaten (and I have loved Bavarian sausages made by the butchers there as well as family made pork sausages from the Piedmont of Virginia.)

Some Andouille made in the south of France has more horse meat in it than I can appreciate.

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You have weak arse bowels if frozen pizza gives you explosive diarrhea

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Not if you’ve been doing low carb and it’s your first pizza in a year.

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You have weak arse bowels if frozen pizza gives you explosive diarrhea



Not if you’ve been doing low carb and it’s your first pizza in a year.

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Mistakes were made.