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Your post-colonoscopy meal, where do you go?
Posted on 2/4/22 at 7:54 am
Posted on 2/4/22 at 7:54 am
It's 9:30 am, you have not had a bite in a day and a half, you are starving, where do you go? I'm heading for Waffle House. My wife wants a fast food sausage biscuit, she says WH takes too long.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 8:00 am to andouille
Whoever had the colonoscopy decides, End Thread.
ETA: That person did a day or longer of light liquid intake, explosive shits, burning butthole from said shits, mild anesthesia to go into "twilight", anal probe, gas from hell in the recovery room and then coming out of it hungry as a bear awakening from hibernation.
ETA: That person did a day or longer of light liquid intake, explosive shits, burning butthole from said shits, mild anesthesia to go into "twilight", anal probe, gas from hell in the recovery room and then coming out of it hungry as a bear awakening from hibernation.
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 8:03 am
Posted on 2/4/22 at 8:55 am to andouille
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I'm heading for Waffle House
Head scratcher but if that's what you're craving, knock it out. I had a Bear's roast beef poboy.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 9:34 am to andouille
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It's 9:30 am, you have not had a bite in a day and a half, you are starving, where do you go? I'm heading for Waffle House. My wife wants a fast food sausage biscuit, she says WH takes too long.
Whatever it is, I would be close to a bathroom if it's anything like what happens after I do a 24 hour fast

Posted on 2/4/22 at 9:54 am to andouille
Bone broth with butter in it.
Scrambled eggs with cheese a few hours later.
It's a great opportunity to rebuild a healthy gut and eat clean, because you basically just destroyed it.
Scrambled eggs with cheese a few hours later.
It's a great opportunity to rebuild a healthy gut and eat clean, because you basically just destroyed it.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 9:54 am to andouille
I went to the Chimes. Of course, my stupid arse scheduled a colonoscopy for 11 a.m., so I didn't eat until 3 p.m.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:10 am to andouille
I went to Picadilly, but it was the week of Thanksgiving and I wanted turkey and dressing.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:21 am to andouille
mine was over at 10:40. was waiting in to go parking spot at walkons (wife driving) at 11:00. crushed a hangover burger and fries.
my turd the next morning was the most perfect thing ive ever seen.
my turd the next morning was the most perfect thing ive ever seen.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:29 am to FishinTygah84
done at 8:30. Sonic breakfast burrito!!
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:44 am to andouille
R&O's for an italian roast beef, onion rings and a barq's
Posted on 2/4/22 at 11:00 am to cgrand
One time I made the mistake of going to Another Broken Egg on Perkins, the most overpriced crap in BR. I schedule mine as early as possible, so I'm done by 9:30. I have to have one every 3 years because of polyps, next time I'm holding out a Rocco's Poboy.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 11:52 am to andouille
Franks for the crabcake egg benedict meal, I was craving it for some reason, even saw another patient that was at the center getting a scope there too
Posted on 2/4/22 at 11:59 am to andouille
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I have to have one every 3 years because of polyps,
No, you don't "have" to have one every 3 years. That's the schedule your Dr. put you on and you are in agreement with.
ETA: I know the following as fact. Once I hit 65 and got on Medicare and People's Health, I had to find some new Drs. since my primary care guy was not on their list.
Seems once you are on Medicare and Uncle Sam is paying the tab, the amount of testing the Drs. want to put you through goes up exponentially. I did my first colonoscopy when in my mid 50's and was told I should do another in 10 years.
Fast forward 10 years and at age 65, and on Medicare I get a second one. Same results, but now the Dr. wanted me to have another one a year later along with an upper GI even though I had no issues. I told him to go pound sand.
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:00 pm to andouille
go all in and hit up taco bell and just blow that toilet through the wall
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:06 pm to andouille
Did that this week, told wife stop at first place that has a burger. Crushed burger and fries at wing stop.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:38 pm to keakar
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go all in and hit up taco bell and just blow that toilet through the wall
It's a good thought, but better make that order to go. That stuff can run through you faster than "Speedy Gonzalez".
Halfway home you may be needing a complete interior overhaul of your car.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:42 pm to andouille
I wouldn't go to any place and eat in... I witnessed a guy cut big farts post-colonoscopy in a restaurant.
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