Toilet Seat Bidet ?

I have a cheaper Luxe Bidet from Amazon. It doesn't have warm water or anything. But it's more than sufficient for me. I can't imagine not having one.

Just got this one recently. Easy install and well made. It comes with a T that goes into the bottom of your tank, then you connect your supply line to the bottom of the T and the included flex hose out the side to the seat.

Brondell Swash Ecoseat Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Seat

I just don't get this movement. Seems like poop water would sorta go everywhere or at least have less perfect trajectory for the tiny bits of water going everywhere, and even still then you're getting a wet arse and you have to pat dry every time. It all just seems so weird and over the top-ish.

Not to mention, if you do this where guests go to the bathroom, you're gonna have to educate and clean after every person uses it for the first time or two.

Granted, like you all say, everyone calls them game changers.

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I just don't get this movement. Seems like poop water would sorta go everywhere or at least have less perfect trajectory for the tiny bits of water going everywhere, and even still then you're getting a wet arse and you have to pat dry every time. It all just seems so weird and over the top-ish.

Not to mention, if you do this where guests go to the bathroom, you're gonna have to educate and clean after every person uses it for the first time or two.

Granted, like you all say, everyone calls them game changers.

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I have a Brondell Swash 1400 as well and my life was incomplete before it. It's a fairly controlled, small stream. The stream is probably the size of a coffee stirrer in diameter on the most aggressive setting. I don't use it to do the initial heavy lifting. I implement a wipe, wash, dry method. It's not about saving toilet paper to me, but about having a sparkly clean arse. Gently cleaned by the warm stream sent from the heavens.

If you had shite smeared on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it with a dry paper towel. You'd wash it.

There's no cleaning after each use. It has a set of self-cleaning retractible nozzles that extend, spray, retract.

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I have a cheaper Luxe Bidet from Amazon. It doesn't have warm water or anything. But it's more than sufficient for me. I can't imagine not having one.

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Ditto

These work. They’re great.

only partially kidding but do any of you guys notice your water bill going up drastically with your wife sitting there spraying her coochie with increased frequency?

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I have a cheaper Luxe Bidet from Amazon. It doesn't have warm water or anything. But it's more than sufficient for me. I can't imagine not having one.

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I finally decided to get one last year. I couldn’t imagine not having one now.

I was always hesitant to buy one before mainly due to not having warm water. I thought that would be a MAJOR issue, but luckily and surprisingly that region isn’t so sensitive to cool water. Even during winter when water comes out colder, it’s never been an issue

Very nice. We got the Tushy bidet. Cheap but effective. Wouldn't mind having on demand warm water.