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Best way to transport filled water balloons to Omaha

Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:02 am
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:02 am
I'm getting a head start on filling up my piss balloons for the CWS so I won't run out early. What's the safest way to transport them in a car so they don't bust on the long drive? That would be pretty unfortunate.
Posted by LSU=Champions
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:02 am to
Drop a few off in Norman on your way up to wash all the food off OU fans.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:03 am to
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:03 am to
Rent a UHaul and load them on crates in the back
Posted by redfieldk717
Alec Box
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:03 am to
on a blimp
Posted by AstroTiger
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:05 am to
quote:

on a blimp

beat me to it
Posted by redfieldk717
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:05 am to
Posted by mtemplet
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Drop a few off in Norman on your way up to wash all the food off OU fans.

Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:09 am to
I freeze mine and thaw them out the day before.
Posted by drbaseball
Member since May 2013
389 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:10 am to
This is a tricky one, last time we went we had to bring ours up in a separate white van like rapists use. We lined the back with visquine and wrapped each balloon with bubble wrap, we only had one bust which is pretty good. Some other guys tried putting theirs in the back trunk of their car, an when they opened it, piss just came rolling out. I wish I could of got a video of it
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:10 am to
Genius. Then I could use them to keep my corn dogs cold on the ride too.
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:28 am to
Cat urine is best, but you gotta be pretty sneaky with the balloon and the kitty litter box. I find it best to replace the litter with pea gravel and cut a hole in the bottom of the box and attach a funnel to it with duct tape which is where I attach my balloon. It takes a while though, and is best to have multiple cats so as to maximize the number of balloons you can bring. It doesn't take as many though. It's like the nuclear bomb of piss balloons. You just have to aim properly so that the fallout has maximum effect and you nail as many people as possible with it.

Have fun.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:30 am to
Tie piss ballon to a flock of homing pigeons

Release with a Omaha GPS destination

Set. Up. For. Tomfoolery.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14815 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:35 am to
quote:

on a blimp

Also the best way to launch them.
Posted by gxtigs1
Member since Jan 2008
672 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:41 am to
Wait a minute....you are filling these with water??? LOL
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28088 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:43 am to
99 Piss Balloons
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12837 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:49 am to
Over the years, Wilson's Hardware on Queen St. has started to stock purple and gold piss balloons just for LSU fans coming to the CWS.
The come in packs of 25 and you can get your secure ties there, too.
Ask for Martha.
Posted by 3HourTour
A whiskey barrel
Member since Mar 2006
21668 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 9:51 am to
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drbaseball


What up Jerry? You and Dylan heading to Omaha? Gonna stock up on piss samples from the hospital before heading out?
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
11152 posts
Posted on 6/10/13 at 10:11 am to
beer bottles.....but be careful.

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