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Ole Miss Jokes?
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:41 pm
Anybody have any?
I'll start:
Why should the Ole Miss change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
I'll start:
Why should the Ole Miss change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:44 pm to MS TIGER
I hear they are about to open up a SEARS store in Oxford.
With all the toolbags they have up there, it should be easier than most people think.
With all the toolbags they have up there, it should be easier than most people think.
This post was edited on 11/16/07 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:44 pm to MS TIGER
How do you get the one-armed Reb outta the Pecan tree?
Wave at him.
Wave at him.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:45 pm to MS TIGER
difference between Ole Miss and Cheerios?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:46 pm to MS TIGER
Yeah, I do.
Ed Orgeron.
Ed Orgeron.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:46 pm to MS TIGER
Did you hear about the power outage at the Ole Miss library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:46 pm to MS TIGER
Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the Ole Miss campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
A: On the Ole Miss campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:47 pm to MS TIGER
Why don't Ole Miss fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:48 pm to MS TIGER
Why do Ole Miss fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:48 pm to MS TIGER
I had a Reb roommate who would stare at a frozen orange juice can for over an hour every morning.
I asked him why.
"Because it said concentrate"-he says.
I asked him why.
"Because it said concentrate"-he says.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:48 pm to MS TIGER
What does the average Ole Miss student get on his SAT?
A: Drool
A: Drool
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:49 pm to MS TIGER
What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Rebel ?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:49 pm to MS TIGER
How do you make Ole Miss cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:50 pm to MS TIGER
quote:
Anybody have any?
They are considering changing the surface at Vaught-Hemingway from natural grass to artificial turf. They are having a terrible time keeping the Ole Miss cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:50 pm to MS TIGER
How many Ole Miss freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Jerell Powe will be in this class next year.
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Jerell Powe will be in this class next year.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:51 pm to MS TIGER
One day, LSU and Ole Miss were playing a football game. In the third quarter, the Tigers got mad over a bad call and pulled their team off the field.
Three plays later, the Rebels scored.
Three plays later, the Rebels scored.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:51 pm to MS TIGER
Last but not least,
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Oxford ?
A: Starkville : 115 Miles
That's sad.
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Oxford ?
A: Starkville : 115 Miles
That's sad.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 3:57 pm to MS TIGER
How do you get an Ole Miss grad off your porch?
pay for the pizza
pay for the pizza
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:02 pm to unlimited
I went to see an Ole Miss grad at his house and when I arrived he was in the middle of a cow pasture looking around. So I asked his dad what he was doing and his dad said he was trying to win the Nobel Prize. I asked how he planned to do that and he said all you have to do is be OUT- STANDING IN YOUR FEILD. 
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:05 pm to Purple Spoon
An Ole Miss fan is walking along the Mississippi River and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The gennie says, "I can give you one wish, but it has to be easy because i've been locked in the lamp for a while and I'm rusty at this wish stuff."
So the Ole Miss fan thinks and says, "I know! I want peace in the Middle East." The genie says, "Wow! That's hard. I said make that wish easy."
The Rebel thinks some more and says, "I know I want Ole Miss to beat LSU in football this year."
The genie says, "Shoot! What the heck did i do with that map of the Middle East!"
So the Ole Miss fan thinks and says, "I know! I want peace in the Middle East." The genie says, "Wow! That's hard. I said make that wish easy."
The Rebel thinks some more and says, "I know I want Ole Miss to beat LSU in football this year."
The genie says, "Shoot! What the heck did i do with that map of the Middle East!"
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