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West Virginia Mountaineers joke
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:44 pm
Why does a Mountaineer rather the outhouse to his girlfriend?
The holes smaller and it smells better.
The holes smaller and it smells better.
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Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:46 pm to doublecutter
What does a WV girl say during sex?
"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
I got a million of them.
"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
I got a million of them.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:50 pm to doublecutter
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
Otherwise it would be called the teethbrush
Otherwise it would be called the teethbrush
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:50 pm to moonshyne61
quote:
What does a WV girl say during sex?
"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes."
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:51 pm to doublecutter
How do they separate the men from the boys in West Virginia?
With a pry bar.
With a pry bar.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:52 pm to RhodeIslandRed
All good jokes!
SCORE!
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:55 pm to doublecutter
A West Viginia man was reading a book one day.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 9:58 pm to Cadello
West Virginia--2 million people and only 20 last names.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:00 pm to doublecutter
How many West Virginia fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there's no electricity in West Virginia.
None, there's no electricity in West Virginia.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:01 pm to doublecutter
Murders are very hard to solve in West Virginia. They all have the same DNA and there are no dental records to be had...
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:03 pm to doublecutter
How does a WV dude know when his sister's on the rag?
His dad's cock tastes like blood
His dad's cock tastes like blood
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:10 pm to doublecutter
Two West Virginia men walk into a bar. An LSU guy ducks.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:16 pm to doublecutter
Not a joke but a real WV LAW:
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:17 pm to szeringue
quote:
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
Sounds like a pretty good law to me.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:19 pm to Frankie Knuckles
quote:
How does a WV dude know when his sister's on the rag?
His dad's cock tastes like blood
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:26 pm to doublecutter
how does a mountaineer find a sheep in tall grass?
very satisfying
very satisfying
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:29 pm to dunkelman
Why do West Virginia men frick sheep on the edge of cliffs?
So the sheep will push back.
So the sheep will push back.
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:31 pm to DrTyger
great follow up, sir
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:37 pm to ksayetiger
quote:
A West Viginia man was reading a book one day.
West Virginia is more literate than Louisiana.
compare
Posted on 9/22/11 at 10:44 pm to emanresu
In West Virginia, they stand girls up in 55 gallon drums and if she can see over the rim she is ready for sex.
If she can't see over it they cut 12" off the top of the drum
If she can't see over it they cut 12" off the top of the drum
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