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Been a tough month if you are Michael Porter Jr.’s brother.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:44 pm
3 weeks ago - Jontay Porter was banned by the NBa for life for gambling
2 weeks ago - Coban Porter was sentenced to 6 years in prison for a fatal car crash
Today - Jevon Porter was arrested with a DWI
2 weeks ago - Coban Porter was sentenced to 6 years in prison for a fatal car crash
Today - Jevon Porter was arrested with a DWI
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:50 pm to Broski
Mike gonna go broke being the sole breadwinner of that family
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:00 pm to Broski
Micheal porter jr as he interviews another porn star and the music swells in the aftermath of his brothers demise:

Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:02 pm to Broski
If they were my brothers, frick em. At least until after the end of the season. After that, they all get a big kick in the arse.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:02 pm to Broski
How many brothers does this dude have? shite.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:20 pm to theballguy
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If they were my brothers, frick em
2nd brother with the dui is a special kind of idiot. Your other bro just killed someone and got locked up. Zero awareness, zero lessons learned. These Jabronies are gonna drag Mike down with them, he needs to tell them all to grow up or get lost.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:32 pm to Geauxldninja
Probably why he's shooting so well. Everything feels better when nothing exists other than the basket.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:33 pm to Patfic15
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How many brothers does this dude have? shite.
Parents were busy....

Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:34 pm to The Egg
Their dad Michael Porter played UNO in the 80’s.Your brother gets sentenced to prison for six years for killing someone while driving drunk and then you turn around a week later and do the same thing. Sad
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:10 pm to bcoop199
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Parents were busy....
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weeks ago - Jontay Porter was banned by the NBa for life for gambling 2 weeks ago - Coban Porter was sentenced to 6 years in prison for a fatal car crash Today - Jevon Porter was arrested with a DWI
Not busy parenting
Posted on 5/1/24 at 10:50 pm to Broski
Michael Porter has like 6-7 siblings.
Thus, whoever started this thread can edit/add a 4th sibling within the next month.
Thus, whoever started this thread can edit/add a 4th sibling within the next month.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 11:42 pm to kciDAtaE
That's why you have as many kids as possible. You play the odds. 1 kid with 180 million contract easily negates 3 frick ups.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 12:49 am to bcoop199
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Parents were busy....
Could have their own prison basketball team soon.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 8:18 am to BhamDore
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That's why you have as many kids as possible. You play the odds. 1 kid with 180 million contract easily negates 3 frick ups.

Posted on 5/2/24 at 9:27 am to Broski
Hell, it relieves Michael of financial support obligations of they just all get jailed!
Posted on 5/2/24 at 9:56 am to Broski
And their aunt will be fired as the women's bball HC next season too. At least there will be a few months for things to cool down first.
Posted on 5/2/24 at 11:49 am to SOCAL TIGER
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Your brother gets sentenced to prison for six years for killing someone while driving drunk and then you turn around a week later and do the same thing. Sad
A second brother killed someone too?!?!
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