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Best sports quotes of all time?
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:30 pm
Mine: "Booze, broads and bullshite. If you got all that, what else do you need?"
-Harry Caray
-Harry Caray
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Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:42 pm to Maravich 23
Tug McGraw on his bonus-
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:43 pm to TigerintheNO
probably a George Best quote. Any of them really.
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:45 pm to TigerintheNO
George Best was hilarious
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:53 pm to TigerintheNO
Pretty much anything Tug McGraw said.
quote:
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." - Asked for a preference of grass or Astroturf
quote:
"I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent."
quote:
"Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League."
quote:
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
quote:
"Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out."
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:55 pm to Jalbow3
"Because I couldn't go for three."
Woody Hayes
Woody Hayes
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:23 pm to VABuckeye
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
-Mike Tyson
-Mike Tyson
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:25 pm to arseinclarse
You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra
- Yogi Berra
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:34 pm to Maravich 23
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
-New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers
-New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:37 pm to Maravich 23
"Oh yes sir, I have been amphibious all my life"
NcST forward...
NcST forward...
This post was edited on 8/30/09 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:39 pm to SPEEDY
"frick This shite."
-Texas 1B Torres during 27-inning game
-Texas 1B Torres during 27-inning game
Posted on 8/30/09 at 5:42 pm to ApexTiger
John McKay has a bunch.
Posted on 8/30/09 at 8:27 pm to Buckeye Fan 19
"Beseball been berry berry good to me." Chico Esquela
Posted on 8/30/09 at 8:38 pm to oompaw
"Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week."
-Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
-Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:14 pm to derekinne
Guess I'll fade into Bolivian
Mike Tyson
Just about anything that Yogi Berra has ever said
Mike Tyson
Just about anything that Yogi Berra has ever said
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:19 pm to tiger band trumpet
Greg Blache d-coordinator for the Skins is a quote machine. Here are some of his best.
Comments about Rookies
"Rookies are fine and dandy, and I'm glad to see them progressing," said Blache, an especially blunt coach. "But I don't fall in love with rookies. You're better to fall in love with a stripper than a rookie, because they'll break your heart. They really will. We will give them some time and let them prove themselves if they are worthy of it."
On Fred Smoot
"Too much coffee this morning," joked defensive coordinator Greg Blache. "I don't even know what Fred was saying half the time. We need a real translator for that, from the U.N."
About the Dallas game and being 11-point underdogs last year
“I’m not surprised,” Blache said. “This is like the Christians and the Lions at the Coliseum. ... We have to be one of those underdogs that finds a way to get it done. When we started this country, I bet the Colonists were underdogs to Britain too. We don’t speak the King’s English so there’s a chance for us.”
Comments about Rookies
"Rookies are fine and dandy, and I'm glad to see them progressing," said Blache, an especially blunt coach. "But I don't fall in love with rookies. You're better to fall in love with a stripper than a rookie, because they'll break your heart. They really will. We will give them some time and let them prove themselves if they are worthy of it."
On Fred Smoot
"Too much coffee this morning," joked defensive coordinator Greg Blache. "I don't even know what Fred was saying half the time. We need a real translator for that, from the U.N."
About the Dallas game and being 11-point underdogs last year
“I’m not surprised,” Blache said. “This is like the Christians and the Lions at the Coliseum. ... We have to be one of those underdogs that finds a way to get it done. When we started this country, I bet the Colonists were underdogs to Britain too. We don’t speak the King’s English so there’s a chance for us.”
This post was edited on 8/30/09 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:22 pm to UnluckyTiger
I think it was Mitch Williams was talking about female sport reporters and said something like "the only time I wanna be naked with a woman is if she's on top of me or I'm on top of her"
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:25 pm to Maravich 23
On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”
-Rickey Henderson
-Rickey Henderson
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:28 pm to Maravich 23
"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.”---Charles Barkley
Posted on 8/30/09 at 9:32 pm to Maravich 23
"I managed good, but boy did they play bad." -- Rocky Bridges.
But the greatest sports story ever is this:
Dick Hoak was managing in the minors and had to give his team a big pep talk before an important game. He gathered his players in the clubhouse and told them this:
"Boys, I just want to remind you that you're only this far away" [holds thumb and finger an eighth of an inch apart] "from major league pussy".
But the greatest sports story ever is this:
Dick Hoak was managing in the minors and had to give his team a big pep talk before an important game. He gathered his players in the clubhouse and told them this:
"Boys, I just want to remind you that you're only this far away" [holds thumb and finger an eighth of an inch apart] "from major league pussy".
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