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Big Baller Slides review: Winston Cup Approved

Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:21 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66406 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:21 pm
After eagerly awaiting arrival for several months, the Big day was finally here. The day I Winston Cup, the mediocre poster at best, would get to sport the same footwear as the likes of Zeus and Jesus.

The packaging was superb, no cost was spared and the smell was akin to a honey ham on Christmas morning.


Every inch of this profound shoe is masterfully crafted. The stitching resembling the elegant weave of the most seductive spider web. Python finish and sweet velvet soles that make you feel like you are walking on Air (Jordan) in its prime.






You may be asking yourself:
Why would you buy these?

But if you are, you are not a Big Baller


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
147999 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

and the smell was akin to a honey ham on Christmas morning.
was hoping grits and sausages. The true big baller breakfast
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8436 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Why would you buy these


Why the hell would you buy these?
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
90893 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:25 pm to
Big homie Winston’s Big Baller status has been confirmed.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
147999 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:26 pm to
Small baller status confirmed
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 7:26 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188310 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:29 pm to
I had no respect for you before this

now I never ever will
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11320 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:31 pm to
I gotta say, those look pretty nice. I am not a Big Baller, so I will pass and stick to my Payless 5 dolla hollas
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Why the hell would you buy these?

I cannot even imagine how shallow your life is
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
30087 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:41 pm to
Looks like the shoes worn, along with saggy shorts and a hoodie...by certain middle school kids when told to wear khakis, a nice shirt, and loafers

At least, at my kid's middle school.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45173 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:44 pm to
Incredible work by the designers.

I envy your social status.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
30087 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:46 pm to
If it makes you happy...then I am sincerely happy for you.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86301 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:14 pm to
Buy the wife a pair too? If not, Baller status is up in the air
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:22 pm to
Nice looking shower shoes.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:26 pm to
You Asian?
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
30087 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:28 pm to
Wanna be a Big Baller, Shot Caller
20 inch blades on the Impala
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36215 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:30 pm to
Flip flops?
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3658 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:39 pm to
The perfect footwear for a court appearance.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12069 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:55 pm to
Why don’t you just start a thread titled “Couldn’t afford the Zo2 sneaks”.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29359 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:58 pm to
Most of us pretend to be OT Ballers.

Some of us actually prove it.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18181 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 7:36 am to
No guilt here. Congrats on what sounds like very expensive shower shoes, er, slides. ?
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