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Big Baller Slides review: Winston Cup Approved
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:21 pm
After eagerly awaiting arrival for several months, the Big day was finally here. The day I Winston Cup, the mediocre poster at best, would get to sport the same footwear as the likes of Zeus and Jesus.
The packaging was superb, no cost was spared and the smell was akin to a honey ham on Christmas morning.
Every inch of this profound shoe is masterfully crafted. The stitching resembling the elegant weave of the most seductive spider web. Python finish and sweet velvet soles that make you feel like you are walking on Air (Jordan) in its prime.
You may be asking yourself:
Why would you buy these?
But if you are, you are not a Big Baller
The packaging was superb, no cost was spared and the smell was akin to a honey ham on Christmas morning.

Every inch of this profound shoe is masterfully crafted. The stitching resembling the elegant weave of the most seductive spider web. Python finish and sweet velvet soles that make you feel like you are walking on Air (Jordan) in its prime.


You may be asking yourself:
Why would you buy these?
But if you are, you are not a Big Baller

Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:23 pm to Winston Cup
quote:was hoping grits and sausages. The true big baller breakfast
and the smell was akin to a honey ham on Christmas morning.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:24 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
Why would you buy these
Why the hell would you buy these?
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:25 pm to Winston Cup
Big homie Winston’s Big Baller status has been confirmed. 

Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:26 pm to lsuroadie
Small baller status confirmed
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:29 pm to Winston Cup
I had no respect for you before this
now I never ever will
now I never ever will
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:31 pm to Winston Cup
I gotta say, those look pretty nice. I am not a Big Baller, so I will pass and stick to my Payless 5 dolla hollas
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:34 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
Why the hell would you buy these?
I cannot even imagine how shallow your life is
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:41 pm to League Champs
Looks like the shoes worn, along with saggy shorts and a hoodie...by certain middle school kids when told to wear khakis, a nice shirt, and loafers
At least, at my kid's middle school.
At least, at my kid's middle school.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:44 pm to Winston Cup
Incredible work by the designers.
I envy your social status.
I envy your social status.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:46 pm to McCaigBro69
If it makes you happy...then I am sincerely happy for you.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:14 pm to Winston Cup
Buy the wife a pair too? If not, Baller status is up in the air
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:22 pm to Winston Cup
Nice looking shower shoes.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:28 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Wanna be a Big Baller, Shot Caller
20 inch blades on the Impala
20 inch blades on the Impala
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:39 pm to Winston Cup
The perfect footwear for a court appearance.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:55 pm to Winston Cup
Why don’t you just start a thread titled “Couldn’t afford the Zo2 sneaks”.
Posted on 11/27/17 at 8:58 pm to Winston Cup
Most of us pretend to be OT Ballers.
Some of us actually prove it.
Some of us actually prove it.

Posted on 11/28/17 at 7:36 am to Winston Cup
No guilt here. Congrats on what sounds like very expensive shower shoes, er, slides.
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